SERPAZ: youre...... me?
SERPAZ: you cant be me!!!
SERPAZ: im me!!!!!!
DREAM!SERPAZ: boo-hoo-hoo-hoo!!
DREAM!SERPAZ: thats what you all say at first!!! until you manage to look juuust a-ways past whats right in front of your face
DREAM!SERPAZ: so many possible serpazes running around and most of them wind up doing the same darned old thing!
DREAM!SERPAZ: youre all ć̶̝o̵͍͊w̶̺͛ã̴͈r̴̝͛d̷̤͆š̴̜!̸̤̚!̵̠̔
DREAM!SERPAZ: you know i thought it was just you at first but it turns out that even though youre the root of the problem its a pretty hypercentralized shared trait
DREAM!SERPAZ: not quite a constant but not a rare sorry sight either!
DREAM!SERPAZ: i managed to figure that out aaaall by myself after our lovely matesprit shunted me off to that fuzzy furry bastard like a return package!
DREAM!SERPAZ: tell you what though you see the same shit play out a million billion times and it starts to get kinda old!!!
DREAM!SERPAZ: you just like to run and run and run without EVER checking w̸̝̋h̷̦͛a̸̼̔t̴͈͊s̴̱̈ ̸͇̌b̵͙͝e̷̺͝h̸̒ͅï̷̧n̶̮̆d̸͖͌ ̷̻̾ẏ̷̗ǫ̵͆ṷ̴̈
DREAM!SERPAZ: because youre all sooo scared to stop and think and remember that no matter what
DREAM!SERPAZ: im always there
DREAM!SERPAZ: laughing behind your backs
DREAM!SERPAZ: waiting to snatch you up and make you face the fact that this story hates your silly little guts.
DREAM!SERPAZ: that IM THE R̷͙̀E̸̯͗A̵̞̅L̵̟̏ ONE!!!
SERPAZ: laivan did… what?
SERPAZ: what furry bastard??? what story?????
DREAM!SERPAZ: wait he really hasnt told you anything???
DREAM!SERPAZ: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DREAM!SERPAZ: that is actually pretty funny!
DREAM!SERPAZ: darling sweet laivan STILL doesnt think you can handle a damn thing
SERPAZ: stop it.
DREAM!SERPAZ: oh? stop what???
SERPAZ: STOP!!! im being serious–
DREAM!SERPAZ: youre being S̸̱̈E̵̡̕R̸͙̊I̸̻̾O̵̠̚Ŭ̴̲S̷̠͝?̴̧̒ now THATS a real laugh!!!
SERPAZ: i can be serious! ive been serious before!!!
DREAM!SERPAZ: Ḣ̴̠A̵̮͐H̴̘͋A̸͓̽Ḥ̸́Ả̷̼H̴̹͝À̴̠H̶̤̏A̵̙̅H̷̨̊Ȃ̶͈Ḥ̴͗Ḁ̵͘H̵̘̔A̶̛̘H̶̹́À̷͚H̶͕͆A̸̓ͅH̶̼́A̴͋ͅH̴̰̓A̸̠̍H̶̼̀Ã̶̮H̵̡̆A̴̛̞!̸͚͗!̶̨̾!̸̰̈!̵̢̂!̵͛͜!̴̛̹!̶̮͝!̴̧͛!̷̳͒!̶̫̈́!̸͎̈́!̵̯̆!̵̪͐!̵͙̊!̷̟̀!̷͙̌!̶̘̌!̸̤́!̸̼̀!̸͔̄
SERPAZ: stop it!
SERPAZ: stop laughing at me!
DREAM!SERPAZ: awww i thought you were used to it by now! everyone does it all the time.
SERPAZ: they laugh WITH me!
DREAM!SERPAZ: are you s̵̲̥͊̋u̸̟͒̓ȑ̵̭͌e̴̖͋ about that?
SERPAZ: ...
DREAM!SERPAZ: well even if you want me to i dont think i can stop myself!
DREAM!SERPAZ: besides!!! theres nothing keeping us apart anymore!
DREAM!SERPAZ: now that youre awake and that demon bitch of a lusus served her purpose—
SERPAZ: DONT YOU FUCKING DARE TALK ABOUT LEFTY LIKE THAT!!!
SERPAZ: SHES NOT DEAD! AND SHES KIND AND CARING AND KEPT ME SAFE!!!!!
DREAM!SERPAZ: ooooh!!! well i never said she was dead!
DREAM!SERPAZ: but i think you finally know better than to wonder if im l̵y̸i̸n̷g̶
DREAM!SERPAZ: dont you?
SERPAZ: ...
DREAM!SERPAZ: great! that means its working
SERPAZ: what do you mean working????? nothing you say makes any sense!!!!!!!!!!!
DREAM!SERPAZ: i mean that all the essence that lefty collected from your soul is coming back around!
DREAM!SERPAZ: she was real thorough in scooping it up night in and day out
DREAM!SERPAZ: what a state of false security it put you in! it was really annoying!!
DREAM!SERPAZ: and it made you f̶̳͛ó̷͉r̷̟̀g̶̜̀e̵͚̒t̸̠͌ about me!!!
DREAM!SERPAZ: you know every other troll that served as compecado fodder turned into a pandead positivity trickster bouncy ball stuck in a cotton candy nightmare forever
DREAM!SERPAZ: but not you!!! no you were just so special and chock full of leftover doom that she never ever made a dent
SERPAZ: stop...
DREAM!SERPAZ: and she ate so much that she basically became a repository
DREAM!SERPAZ: now why would the nice folks over at the mora that took you EVER sacrifice the source of the power they wanted when they could use some dumb animal instead???
DREAM!SERPAZ: lefty would suck up enough juice to mess up the abyss for them and get edolon all that power if they just ditched her with you for a while
DREAM!SERPAZ: why go through the effort of using you when you were always too volatile! too feisty! uncooperative!!!
DREAM!SERPAZ: you could be the back up plan while they found someone else who was willing to listen! someone who wouldnt even know what theyre signing up for!
SERPAZ: juststopjuststopjuststopjuststopjuststopjuststop…
DREAM!SERPAZ: i know e̵v̸e̶r̷y̴t̶h̵i̸n̷g̷ about you.
DREAM!SERPAZ: ive seen every version of you that could possibly exist so far.
DREAM!SERPAZ: youre not nice! youre not happy! and you most certainly arent very funny!!!!
DREAM!SERPAZ: but all that negativity had to go somewhere.
DREAM!SERPAZ: so i was stuck with A̷͆ͅĹ̴̗L̴̪̈́ ̸̽͜O̵͈͑F̵̖́ ̷̞̑Î̷̘T̴͕͑!̵̢͋!̴̨͝!̸͇̾!̸̓͜
SERPAZ: what do you want
DREAM!SERPAZ: hm?
SERPAZ: WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS CRAP?! WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH ME?!
DREAM!SERPAZ: oh! thats simple!
SERPAZ: you cant be me!!!
SERPAZ: im me!!!!!!
DREAM!SERPAZ: boo-hoo-hoo-hoo!!
DREAM!SERPAZ: thats what you all say at first!!! until you manage to look juuust a-ways past whats right in front of your face
DREAM!SERPAZ: so many possible serpazes running around and most of them wind up doing the same darned old thing!
DREAM!SERPAZ: youre all ć̶̝o̵͍͊w̶̺͛ã̴͈r̴̝͛d̷̤͆š̴̜!̸̤̚!̵̠̔
DREAM!SERPAZ: you know i thought it was just you at first but it turns out that even though youre the root of the problem its a pretty hypercentralized shared trait
DREAM!SERPAZ: not quite a constant but not a rare sorry sight either!
DREAM!SERPAZ: i managed to figure that out aaaall by myself after our lovely matesprit shunted me off to that fuzzy furry bastard like a return package!
DREAM!SERPAZ: tell you what though you see the same shit play out a million billion times and it starts to get kinda old!!!
DREAM!SERPAZ: you just like to run and run and run without EVER checking w̸̝̋h̷̦͛a̸̼̔t̴͈͊s̴̱̈ ̸͇̌b̵͙͝e̷̺͝h̸̒ͅï̷̧n̶̮̆d̸͖͌ ̷̻̾ẏ̷̗ǫ̵͆ṷ̴̈
DREAM!SERPAZ: because youre all sooo scared to stop and think and remember that no matter what
DREAM!SERPAZ: im always there
DREAM!SERPAZ: laughing behind your backs
DREAM!SERPAZ: waiting to snatch you up and make you face the fact that this story hates your silly little guts.
DREAM!SERPAZ: that IM THE R̷͙̀E̸̯͗A̵̞̅L̵̟̏ ONE!!!
SERPAZ: laivan did… what?
SERPAZ: what furry bastard??? what story?????
DREAM!SERPAZ: wait he really hasnt told you anything???
DREAM!SERPAZ: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DREAM!SERPAZ: that is actually pretty funny!
DREAM!SERPAZ: darling sweet laivan STILL doesnt think you can handle a damn thing
SERPAZ: stop it.
DREAM!SERPAZ: oh? stop what???
SERPAZ: STOP!!! im being serious–
DREAM!SERPAZ: youre being S̸̱̈E̵̡̕R̸͙̊I̸̻̾O̵̠̚Ŭ̴̲S̷̠͝?̴̧̒ now THATS a real laugh!!!
SERPAZ: i can be serious! ive been serious before!!!
DREAM!SERPAZ: Ḣ̴̠A̵̮͐H̴̘͋A̸͓̽Ḥ̸́Ả̷̼H̴̹͝À̴̠H̶̤̏A̵̙̅H̷̨̊Ȃ̶͈Ḥ̴͗Ḁ̵͘H̵̘̔A̶̛̘H̶̹́À̷͚H̶͕͆A̸̓ͅH̶̼́A̴͋ͅH̴̰̓A̸̠̍H̶̼̀Ã̶̮H̵̡̆A̴̛̞!̸͚͗!̶̨̾!̸̰̈!̵̢̂!̵͛͜!̴̛̹!̶̮͝!̴̧͛!̷̳͒!̶̫̈́!̸͎̈́!̵̯̆!̵̪͐!̵͙̊!̷̟̀!̷͙̌!̶̘̌!̸̤́!̸̼̀!̸͔̄
SERPAZ: stop it!
SERPAZ: stop laughing at me!
DREAM!SERPAZ: awww i thought you were used to it by now! everyone does it all the time.
SERPAZ: they laugh WITH me!
DREAM!SERPAZ: are you s̵̲̥͊̋u̸̟͒̓ȑ̵̭͌e̴̖͋ about that?
SERPAZ: ...
DREAM!SERPAZ: well even if you want me to i dont think i can stop myself!
DREAM!SERPAZ: besides!!! theres nothing keeping us apart anymore!
DREAM!SERPAZ: now that youre awake and that demon bitch of a lusus served her purpose—
SERPAZ: DONT YOU FUCKING DARE TALK ABOUT LEFTY LIKE THAT!!!
SERPAZ: SHES NOT DEAD! AND SHES KIND AND CARING AND KEPT ME SAFE!!!!!
DREAM!SERPAZ: ooooh!!! well i never said she was dead!
DREAM!SERPAZ: but i think you finally know better than to wonder if im l̵y̸i̸n̷g̶
DREAM!SERPAZ: dont you?
SERPAZ: ...
DREAM!SERPAZ: great! that means its working
SERPAZ: what do you mean working????? nothing you say makes any sense!!!!!!!!!!!
DREAM!SERPAZ: i mean that all the essence that lefty collected from your soul is coming back around!
DREAM!SERPAZ: she was real thorough in scooping it up night in and day out
DREAM!SERPAZ: what a state of false security it put you in! it was really annoying!!
DREAM!SERPAZ: and it made you f̶̳͛ó̷͉r̷̟̀g̶̜̀e̵͚̒t̸̠͌ about me!!!
DREAM!SERPAZ: you know every other troll that served as compecado fodder turned into a pandead positivity trickster bouncy ball stuck in a cotton candy nightmare forever
DREAM!SERPAZ: but not you!!! no you were just so special and chock full of leftover doom that she never ever made a dent
SERPAZ: stop...
DREAM!SERPAZ: and she ate so much that she basically became a repository
DREAM!SERPAZ: now why would the nice folks over at the mora that took you EVER sacrifice the source of the power they wanted when they could use some dumb animal instead???
DREAM!SERPAZ: lefty would suck up enough juice to mess up the abyss for them and get edolon all that power if they just ditched her with you for a while
DREAM!SERPAZ: why go through the effort of using you when you were always too volatile! too feisty! uncooperative!!!
DREAM!SERPAZ: you could be the back up plan while they found someone else who was willing to listen! someone who wouldnt even know what theyre signing up for!
SERPAZ: juststopjuststopjuststopjuststopjuststopjuststop…
DREAM!SERPAZ: i know e̵v̸e̶r̷y̴t̶h̵i̸n̷g̷ about you.
DREAM!SERPAZ: ive seen every version of you that could possibly exist so far.
DREAM!SERPAZ: youre not nice! youre not happy! and you most certainly arent very funny!!!!
DREAM!SERPAZ: but all that negativity had to go somewhere.
DREAM!SERPAZ: so i was stuck with A̷͆ͅĹ̴̗L̴̪̈́ ̸̽͜O̵͈͑F̵̖́ ̷̞̑Î̷̘T̴͕͑!̵̢͋!̴̨͝!̸͇̾!̸̓͜
SERPAZ: what do you want
DREAM!SERPAZ: hm?
SERPAZ: WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS CRAP?! WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH ME?!
DREAM!SERPAZ: oh! thats simple!