If all the crosswired mumbo jumbo trolls didn't satisfy any particular itch of yours, how about another starving artist? Or a moderately well nourished one, as the case may be!
FEMMIS is the de facto diva of the 23rd floor. Assuming he's not too busy with a book club, he MIGHT be able to squeeze in a bit of graphic design for you... if it's up to his personal standards. You'd almost think he's a greenblood with how much posturing is going on here. But who are you to judge his revolutionary vision of what the tools window should look like?