There's only so much "connect the plot points" and "tell, don't show" the average schmuck can take! I think I've held out on interjecting long enough that it's obvious we've got a while before this thing's head is forcibly removed from the premises of its own ass.

Remember, everyone: if it sucks, you can always find something that sucks way less. Or in this case, the something that doesn't suck will come and find you — but the point is, don't settle for second rate when I can give you what you've actually wanted to see this whole time!

Let's just say it like it is.

Taking a story that's meant to run the gauntlet between intrigue and comedy and turning it into yet another existentialist coming of age woe-fest isn't... ideal.