[I2S1] SS: Deface portrait of loathsome rat.
What you wouldn't give for the chance. Sadly, you didn't pack any conventional weapons for this little business trip and you don't need to be collecting any other reality-bendingly useless knick knacks. You already have plenty of those.
This is not a place you want to start randomly sticking your hands in. Your regular tools of trade for assorted scrapes are effectively useless here.
Like it or not, you're playing by their rules.