Like you said, trying to make use of your ordinary methods is pointless. You can only rely on the ARTIFACTS you've slowly accrued from them in order to deal damage to anything here.
Each of these artifacts have extremely chaotic properties once activated, relevant to their anomaly source. Gaudy tools to have stuffed up your fashionably cuffed sleeves. You see there are a few for sale.
This one looks so bad that it must be worth your while. Your cumberworld here is an avid practitioner of cheap tricks like that. And it's free of charge, too. You're not about to miss out on a score like this.
BARBIE'S HORSE ADVENTURES is pocketed.