No fucking way. This probability has actually been working out in your favor, somehow. You are NOT giving up the ability to use weapons of a stabby persuasion and damage torsos anytime soon. This is right. This is good. This is the way the world is meant to be.
Actually, is this still the hotel? Or have you just been transported to some sort of pocket contained within it? You never cared to learn how these blasted mechanics go beyond what is immediately useful to your plans. Ah well, you're sure you'll find out eventually.
Regardless, someone's property value seems to be fluctuating.
PROPERTY VALUE: $222, 998, 332? MAYBE???