Hustle Boxcars has continued to be Scathing Slick long enough for him to become Defrauding Droog.
You've been doing your part in "searching" out answers from bizzaro versions of yourself, but with no real luck. None of these fools know why they're here either. It's a good thing your TAB PHISHING technique ensures you're always able to find the bar. You couldn't resist the appeal of a break from this insanity.
The overzealous shabbaroon has decked the place out just for you. Seems they know about that little incident at the last Christmas Party. No carapace off your back, though. You did what you did. Can't change it now.