[I2S1] DD: Engage in fluffy over the counter romance, fanfiction style.

That's the opposite of your style.

You like playing a little hard to get — usually with people of a sharper persuasion. Folks tend to go after what they can't have, you've learned. As it happens, in this specific case you don't even have to fake the lack of availability.

There's an old saying that goes: "you can always look at the menu, so long as you eat at home." The phrase doesn't account for the fact that you know damn well how to cook, if you catch your drift.