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What am I doing here? Nothin' much. Just taking a break from a little dance routine I've been working on. Company pleaser type gig, you know how it is.

Don't worry, I'm not here to ruin your weepy trip down crybaby lane. Those siblings, huh? Brings a tear to my eye, all this family business, it's a relatable woe for me.

I'm hardly relevant right now, anyway, even though I'm still super relevant in general. Hope you didn't think I was going away forever! You'll break my fragile old heart if you talk like that.

It's all according to plan, I assure you! The fact that I'm here at all is how you know my little deal has been working. Ah, I just adore the cozy embrace of earned narrative relevance.