XXXXXX: Start on your sorry note.
Better get to work on that apology message. You can't go out until you hand it in.
The standard LEAP-PAD found in all DETENTION MOULDS works wonders for any would-be delinquent's half-baked regrets. You, however, intend to give the teacher on the other side of this screen nothing but the COLD HARD FACTS required to corroborate your alibi.
It's about PRINCIPLES. And you only like sour candy, anyway.