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Ah! I am reminded that I’ve a myriad of delightfully osseous puns and props I was planning to exploit later. Perhaps I could make an exception here, just for you, and deploy some of those a bit ahead of schedule.

I have to admit, this current visage I’m borrowing lends itself extremely well to a certain brand of visual gags and cheeky turns of phrase. It amuses me greatly.

Now, if only you could stop making all of these odd sputtering noises—

Hm? Oh, that’s right! You’re supposed to be asphyxiating now.