The little fun-sized ball zaps up the pile of junk brought over from your hive (thanks to the hard work of your loyal boobdrones), along with all the EXCESS DINERO, HIGH-GRADE RESOURCES, and HAND-ME-DOWN ARTIFACTS from your STABDADS of yore.
You have 18 IVORY SHARDS, 122 PEWTER SHARDS, 103 RUSTIC SHARDS AND 322 GILDED SHARDS, adding up to a whopping 193,552,000 BITS of spendable coinage. What an unachievable feat of affluence so early in The Game! It's almost like you're cheating.
In your pile of accumulated resources pilfered through your past exploits, you have: 3127 CONGLOMERATE (F), 2089 ZIRCON (F), 803 CLAY (D), 1018 FLINT (F), 250 ADAMANTINE (A), 70,012 SAND (D), 69 REFINED METAL (B), 30 BLOODSTONE (B), 314 RHODOCHROSITE (C), 91 VERDIGRIS SCRAP (D), 50 ELECTRUM (A), 189 COPPER (C), 29 GUNPOWDER (B), 10 EMERALD INGOT (B), 50 SUGILITE (B), 50 JASPER (C), 9023 MOONDUST (A), 108 MIDNIGHT INGOT (B), 50 AMBER (B), 7 SERPENT'S EYE (A), 13 SAPPHIRE INGOT (B), 88 ORICHALUM (B), 619 RUBY INGOT (B), 319 MALACHITE (B), 96 DAMASCUS STEEL (A), 21,029 WOOD (D), 180 CALCITE (C), 113 MYTHRIL (A), 199 SILVER (B), 99 INGENIUM (A), 99 TERRAN CRYSTAL (C), 99 SHOCK CRYSTAL (B), 99 DARK SHARD (A), 99 FAIRYSTONE (A), 99 LIGHT SHARD (A), 100 ROSE PLATE (B), 20 ALLOY (C), 19 BYZANTIUM (A), 23 COSMICDUST (A), 199 BLAZE CRYSTAL (B) and 1 TIME FRACTAL (S).
Your hand-me-down artifacts are: a LAVA LAMP (C), a set of HULK BUSTER HANDS (C), a QUENTIN TARANTINO DOLL (D), a VIEWMASTER (A), a CARTOON ALL-STARS TO THE RESCUE VHS (D), a WALKMAN (C), a GIZMO CHIA PET (D), your vinyl copy of "DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP" (D) and a BART SIMPSON TELEPHONE (BART).
Though your SPIDER-MAN 2 PIZZA TIME ACTION FIGURE (C) is added to your personal inventory, it seems this artifact had already been accounted for in the SHARED ITEM DATABASE. Huh, weird.
Lastly, brought over from your abode, you have: 12 ANATOMICALLY CORRECT BODY PILLOWS (F), a RIGGED RUBIK'S CUBE (B), 10 SHUTTER SHADES (F), 7 BOOBDRONES (A), a TROPICAL "ISLAND TIME" BUTTON UP (D), 8 TELEVISIONS (C), 20 VARIOUS VHS TAPES (D), a set of SPIKED BRASS KNUCKLES (D), 1031 POKER CHIPS (F), 3 sets of PLAYING CARDS (F) and 9 bundles of ASSORTED HIGH ART, A.K.A. "HENTAI" (F).