Occeus: Adopt the Baby Sinclair artifact.
Your personal philosophy on wasting and wanting is immediately challenged.
Though you do not recognize him under these terms, you effectively ALREADY HAVE A SON, and he is enough of a handful on his own.
Hm... Maybe Jentha would like this abhorrent little thing? You figure that you owe her still after mucking up her entry.
But given the perplexing creatures roaming her planet and the distressing situation she has found herself in, Serpaz may get the most out of it.