Murrit: Answer Laivan.


-- windlessArtificer [WA] began trolling unclaspedKahuna [UK] --

WA: Hey-
WA: I’m up and about- Figure it’s getting pretty close now-?
WA: The good news- is-
WA: I did run into White Noise just before I woke up-
WA: Which we both expected-
WA: He gave me a pretty important piece to all this- nothing I can deal with right this minute- but-
WA: I got it-
WA: I’m guessing we should talk about it later given the time-

UK: >([we s#ould talk about w#o in tf is w#ite noiz]
WA: Well-
WA: Y'know-
WA: The Knick Knack Paddywhack Give the Dog a Bone Man-

UK: >([fuckin ye i knew w#o u was talkin bout]
UK: >([just wanted ya to say in a better manner]
UK: >([an you delivered as always]

WA: Nice-
WA: The bad news is- though-
WA: That I have searched everywhere-
WA: And I still can't find a bit of glue-
WA: I think I'm going to give up-
WA: Also due to the time-

UK: >([t#oughts an prayers outed to u]
UK: >([me i did sumt#in just as incredulous as well as incredible]
UK: >([made it deep into t#a #ole]
UK: >([got sum minor injuries #ere t#ere an evryw#ere but it aint not#in i can jus s#ake off]
UK: >([a lil lig#t#ead aint no #eavy deal]
UK: >([#eavy dealz be along t#e line t#at i #ave long since crossed]
UK: >([now im just sittin #ere waitin for t#e payoff to cum]

WA: About how long do we have now-?
UK: >([given #ow consistent it is im gonna say t#at its actually on time wit# a lil less t#an 4 mins]
UK: >([any guess as to w#at exactly is gonna pop out t#is frilly pad #ere]
UK: >([im guessin t#at w#ateva it is t#e first t#ing its gonna do is t#at its gonna knock me flat onto my #ot ass an im just gonna stare back at t#e blinding end an be like]
UK: >([woa#]

WA: No idea-
WA: What does this prophecy look like in any sort of physical form-?
WA: I mean we only know that this is where the game happens-
WA: Might just be as easy as some file we need to spread around-

UK: >([personally im #oldin out on it bein a big explosion of some sort but if our luck #as anyt#in to do wit# it]
UK: >([t#en itll just be some filt#y mcrotten ass dude tellin us we just got PUNKD]
UK: >([cue t#e confetti an studio audience bellyac#in t#eir canned laug#ter for effect as i walk down into t#e murky leigon of waterlogged doom to kill myself]

WA: I don't think that'd kill you exactly-
WA: At least not very fast- Especially in your case-
WA: Would mess you up good- though-

UK: >([sounds like t#e perfect way 2 get t#a melanc#oly in ur lifeblood a flowin]
UK: >([guess its good t#at aint w#at im about]

WA: Are you saying you never get sad-?
UK: >([na# son i aint sayin i dont bust it w feelings]
UK: >([im sayin i dont get as bad as t#a rest of you sadsacks t#o]
UK: >([i mean sure]
UK: >([t#is is a sad place in a sad time]
UK: >([wit# sad boiz an sad gurlz and a sad looming environmental #ell creepin up makin t#e struggle extra worse]
UK: >([but like if i dont keep afloat w us #ere]
UK: >([t#en w#o will]

WA: I mean I'm usually pretty alright-
UK: >([but ur not me]
UK: >([gotta keep personality differences stark an erected or else we all just run toget#er]
UK: >([so ill keep bein the rubber an you be t#e glue]

WA: True-
WA: I guess in a roundabout sense- you actually worked that metaphorical insult-
WA: Oh- actually-
WA: Speaking of-
WA: Do you have any idea what’s going on- with Albion right now-?
WA: She sent me a few frantic messages earlier-
WA: I don’t talk to her very often- but she didn’t seem like she was doing so great-
WA: Tried checking on her but now I’m not hearing anything back-
WA: So-

UK: >([i dont got no mcfuckin know or know #ow to sparkle sparkles deal #ere man]
UK: >([only ppl i got a talkin to outside of t#a general memo was you jugglemounds an scar wreck]
UK: >([an bottomtoot# if you wanna even call t#at a convo]
UK: >([w#ic# i tried my damndarndest to try an make not work]
UK: >([im gonna make t#e wild guess t#at s#es fine an even if s#e aint we gotta worry about startup before we can get onto t#e collateral]
UK: >([u ask me im damn sure not#in too awful could even #appen to us rn]
UK: >([by virtue we get to be momentarily invincible as key turners to t#e ignition of boldly going]
UK: >([really im just bunkergrated on t#is w#ole ‘idk wuss #appenin’ p#rase t#at keeps getting slung around like c#eapo smatter in our fodder bond]
UK: >([me n u are most important to t#e set up of outing an even we dont get full detail privilege]
UK: >([like damn i dont got a w#ole scrapbook of t#a pics im s#owin off  but im still doin it cuz its gotta be done]
UK: >([just wis# sometimes t#ere was a flow to go along wit#]

WA: That would make all the ambiguity- a bit easier to handle-
WA: But it isn’t our call-
WA: We have to be the flow for them- because really-
WA: I can see why this all sounds a bit overwhelmingly stupid-
WA: Or at least just- overwhelming-
WA: But there’s not much we can do- Or that I can do-
WA: Not until after Arcjec gets in anyways-
WA: Which leaves us with the question of-
WA: Once the whole flower deal is done in a minute- what do you think we’re gunna be doing-?
WA: I don’t think we get to do anything after the blooming really-
WA: We just- sit back and twiddle our stick phalanges-

UK: >([well i know t#at wrestlette is gonna be steamin up a message as soon as t#is is said an done]
UK: >([told #er t#a big news in t#a type an s#e just wasnt #avin it so guess s#es just gonna #ave to learn t#e #ard way about #ow t#is all goes down]
UK: >([us too]
UK: >([finally sum learnin of crafts instead a pissin tears on it]
UK: >([so w#ile s#es flippin out]
UK: >([an soda jerk is pullin out]
UK: >([#ows bout me n u get back on wit# some ad#erence ta furry politics]
UK: >([i t#ink i is to be owin you one]

WA: For sure-
WA: Because- you do owe me one-
WA: Woof-

UK: >([#op on an ill be meetin you t#ere s#ortly after i dump t#e searin yell letters from my flappers]
UK: >([w us bein so fuckin important i t#ink we s#ould get a c#ance to play us t#e real games #ere]
UK: >([now im settlin in for fake]
UK: >([its #ere]