ARCJEC: XDXD Hey. XDXD
ARCJEC: XDXD You know what we are, right? You were spawned with that knowledge pre-baked into you? XDXD
FUCKWIT: YOU'RE THE "CREATORS" OR WHATEVA
FUCKWIT: DON'T SCARE ME NONE
FUCKWIT: WHATS IT TO YOUSE?
ARCJEC: XDXD No, that's just a title that was thrust upon us by somebody in a high place we don't know real well. XDXD
ARCJEC: XDXD And one with far more generosity than I'd personally be willing to give us. XDXD
FUCKWIT: EH?
ARCJEC: XDXD We're trolls. XDXD
ARCJEC: XDXD What do you think trolls are about? Humor me with a quick game of cultural guess what. XDXD
FUCKWIT: I DON'T CARE
ARCJEC: XDXD That's the problem. You should. XDXD
ARCJEC: XDXD We are biomechanically engineered from the DNA of our forebearers to ruin and consume every crumb of land we step on. XDXD
FUCKWIT: AND?
ARCJEC: XDXD See all the pointy teeth scattered around the jaws? Unlike your skimpy claws, these aren't just for show! XDXD
ARCJEC: XDXD She's got them too, if you haven't noticed. XDXD
ARCJEC: XDXD So here's a tip. XDXD
ARCJEC: XDXD Making good the arrangement you had with me and my furious associate — the one who's holding you up by your ass end — is your one chance to keep what little you have. XDXD
FUCKWIT: SO WHAT? IF I DON'T DO WHAT YOU SAY YOU'RE GONNA EAT ME?
FUCKWIT: I'D LIKE TO SEE YOUSE TRY AN STUFF ME IN YOUR MOUTH PALLY
ARCJEC: XDXD You know what we are, right? You were spawned with that knowledge pre-baked into you? XDXD
FUCKWIT: YOU'RE THE "CREATORS" OR WHATEVA
FUCKWIT: DON'T SCARE ME NONE
FUCKWIT: WHATS IT TO YOUSE?
ARCJEC: XDXD No, that's just a title that was thrust upon us by somebody in a high place we don't know real well. XDXD
ARCJEC: XDXD And one with far more generosity than I'd personally be willing to give us. XDXD
FUCKWIT: EH?
ARCJEC: XDXD We're trolls. XDXD
ARCJEC: XDXD What do you think trolls are about? Humor me with a quick game of cultural guess what. XDXD
FUCKWIT: I DON'T CARE
ARCJEC: XDXD That's the problem. You should. XDXD
ARCJEC: XDXD We are biomechanically engineered from the DNA of our forebearers to ruin and consume every crumb of land we step on. XDXD
FUCKWIT: AND?
ARCJEC: XDXD See all the pointy teeth scattered around the jaws? Unlike your skimpy claws, these aren't just for show! XDXD
ARCJEC: XDXD She's got them too, if you haven't noticed. XDXD
ARCJEC: XDXD So here's a tip. XDXD
ARCJEC: XDXD Making good the arrangement you had with me and my furious associate — the one who's holding you up by your ass end — is your one chance to keep what little you have. XDXD
FUCKWIT: SO WHAT? IF I DON'T DO WHAT YOU SAY YOU'RE GONNA EAT ME?
FUCKWIT: I'D LIKE TO SEE YOUSE TRY AN STUFF ME IN YOUR MOUTH PALLY