AH: XDXD I've been around the metaphorical and artificially enhanced block a few times by now. XDXD
AH: XDXD You really think you're the first dimwit to pull the "Repiton Corporation Needs Your Help" card in the webscammer game? XDXD
AH: XDXD That's one of the most recognizable handles in the world. XDXD
CF: ∞wait, does that seriously happen?
CF: ∞i had no clue.
AH: XDXD Wow. Either you're brand new to this racket, or incredibly dense. XDXD
AH: XDXD But you're here now! So hit me with everything you've got! XDXD
AH: XDXD Free garbleshuck! Threats against my lusus if I don't order a dronestrike on some wayward vagrant who owes you a few drums of hot dog juice!!! XDXD
CF: ∞no, no! none of that is happening, you've got it all wrong.
CF: ∞really, i just want to talk to you about your involvement in what's been going on with repiton.
AH: XDXD Aaand I'm bored. XDXD
AH: XDXD Try again never, fuckhead! XDXD

-- animatedHumorist [AH] has blocked criterionsFissure [CF] --

You know what? You're sick and tired of these unoriginal idiots finding your tag and reaching out to you altogether.

After several sweeps under your tried and true title, you finally change it to acerbicMorphosis [AM].