UK: >([didnt do not#in]
PO: ~Like a sca+hing fire pass you didn'+.~
PO: ~You +old me abou+ a game earlier and now I have one permanen+ly s+uck +o my screen.~
PO: ~If +here's anyone in +his dead and decaying carcass of a friend group who could conceivably have an explana+ion for +he ziplining flare +ha+ jus+ burs+ +hrough my wall and embedded i+self in+o my hard drive, i+'s YOU.~
PO: ~+here is no minimize, no exi+ AND no power off func+ion +ha+ works.~
PO: ~can+ even access ano+her applica+ion.~
PO: ~All I have is a screen, a bunch of bu++ons wi+h func+ions I don'+ have +he sligh+es+ clue abou+ and a Skorpe icon.~
PO: ~I be+ +his damn +hing wouldn+ even scrape anymore if i decided +o drag i+ across my bea+ up block columns.~
PO: ~and YOU are +he one who se+ up +his goddamn s+age and shoved us all in, wi+hou+ explaining any of our "roles".~
PO: ~don+ even +ry +o deny i+.~
UK: >([you jus really dont listen #u#]
PO: ~Oh bu+ I do lis+en.~
PO: ~+his is a game. Weve jus+ es+ablished +his, remember? Youve been +elling EVERYONE +he "gis+" of +his s+upid charade for ages ~
PO: ~bu+ now I wan+ ac+ual answers.~
UK: >([w#y in tf did u t#ink i was tuggin ur tube earlier jugglemounds]
UK: >([told you exactly wat ur role was and you went an denied tru faxs of knowledge as per usual]
UK: >([#eres t#e score again cuz im a c#aritable n patient man]
UK: >([u need to talk to our man sad boi an you need to work #im into t#e new age]
PO: ~WHA+ DOES +HA+ EVEN MEAN, +URKIN.~
PO: ~DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF RIGH+ NOW???~
PO: ~WHA+ KIND OF FAC+S ARE +HESE.~
UK: >([onez i know]
UK: >([like s#it i #ad no clue t#at was #ow t#e game got peddled]
UK: >([dry bones #as got a touc# it looks like]
UK: >([props to #im for it bein on t#e quick an easy]
PO: ~I AM GOING +O SLASH YOUR EYES AND +URN +HEM IN+O A NEW PAIR OF SLI+ DIVIDERS.~
UK: >([trut# b told]
UK: >([idk w#at a lotta t#is means myself even t#o i prattle on bout its importance]
UK: >([but yknow a gr8 dude once said]
UK: >(["u dont listen u die"]
UK: >([t#eres a pure an simple fact from mac#o man no 248 or w/e]
UK: >([im real tired of #andmedownin answers to #ands w#o dont c#omp my bit]
UK: >([got my own score to settle wit# a bangbroski]
UK: >([so u want my spin?]
PO: ~Like a sca+hing fire pass you didn'+.~
PO: ~You +old me abou+ a game earlier and now I have one permanen+ly s+uck +o my screen.~
PO: ~If +here's anyone in +his dead and decaying carcass of a friend group who could conceivably have an explana+ion for +he ziplining flare +ha+ jus+ burs+ +hrough my wall and embedded i+self in+o my hard drive, i+'s YOU.~
PO: ~+here is no minimize, no exi+ AND no power off func+ion +ha+ works.~
PO: ~can+ even access ano+her applica+ion.~
PO: ~All I have is a screen, a bunch of bu++ons wi+h func+ions I don'+ have +he sligh+es+ clue abou+ and a Skorpe icon.~
PO: ~I be+ +his damn +hing wouldn+ even scrape anymore if i decided +o drag i+ across my bea+ up block columns.~
PO: ~and YOU are +he one who se+ up +his goddamn s+age and shoved us all in, wi+hou+ explaining any of our "roles".~
PO: ~don+ even +ry +o deny i+.~
UK: >([you jus really dont listen #u#]
PO: ~Oh bu+ I do lis+en.~
PO: ~+his is a game. Weve jus+ es+ablished +his, remember? Youve been +elling EVERYONE +he "gis+" of +his s+upid charade for ages ~
PO: ~bu+ now I wan+ ac+ual answers.~
UK: >([w#y in tf did u t#ink i was tuggin ur tube earlier jugglemounds]
UK: >([told you exactly wat ur role was and you went an denied tru faxs of knowledge as per usual]
UK: >([#eres t#e score again cuz im a c#aritable n patient man]
UK: >([u need to talk to our man sad boi an you need to work #im into t#e new age]
PO: ~WHA+ DOES +HA+ EVEN MEAN, +URKIN.~
PO: ~DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF RIGH+ NOW???~
PO: ~WHA+ KIND OF FAC+S ARE +HESE.~
UK: >([onez i know]
UK: >([like s#it i #ad no clue t#at was #ow t#e game got peddled]
UK: >([dry bones #as got a touc# it looks like]
UK: >([props to #im for it bein on t#e quick an easy]
PO: ~I AM GOING +O SLASH YOUR EYES AND +URN +HEM IN+O A NEW PAIR OF SLI+ DIVIDERS.~
UK: >([trut# b told]
UK: >([idk w#at a lotta t#is means myself even t#o i prattle on bout its importance]
UK: >([but yknow a gr8 dude once said]
UK: >(["u dont listen u die"]
UK: >([t#eres a pure an simple fact from mac#o man no 248 or w/e]
UK: >([im real tired of #andmedownin answers to #ands w#o dont c#omp my bit]
UK: >([got my own score to settle wit# a bangbroski]
UK: >([so u want my spin?]