Thank you. Where were we?

AH: XDXD I'm not doing this to give closure on why I do things the way I do. XDXD
AH: XDXD The only person with that kind of information will and will always and forever be me. XDXD
AH: XDXD Besides didn't I just go over how the papers are, you know, important? XDXD
AH: XDXD Maybe I just want to treat these papers with a little respect since I disregarded their intrinsic values on the surface. XDXD
AH: XDXD Because I can feel legitimately sorry about things. XDXD
AH: XDXD You know, I better apologize. XDXD
AH: XDXD I'm sorry, paper. Truly I misjudged your place in this block, it's not the way you rest on the floor in a heap; it's the way you bind yourself to this awful situation that I'm in. XDXD
AH: XDXD And I respect you playing the part of peace keeper in these trying times. XDXD
AH: XDXD Between you and me, I think Taz is being more than a little unfair about this predicament. XDXD
AH: XDXD You don't deserve that. Nobody deserves that, except for me. XDXD
AH: XDXD Shhh, it's okay. I don't mind taking the weight of your markings on my back and in my eyes, you're in good hands now that I can somehow pretend to fully understand you. XDXD

PO: ~wow, alrigh+~
PO: ~+hanks for +he fucking wave of even more useless derision~
PO: ~All of +ha+ was EX+REMELY relevan+ and EXAC+LY wha+ we needed righ+ now +o help us figuring all +his ou+~
PO: ~I’m sure +he PAPERS apprecia+e your kind ac+ions and considera+ion.~
PO: ~maybe jus+ asking +hem nicely wha+ +o do nex+ will make you no+ have +o pre+end anymore~

AH: XDXD I'm not sure how willing they are to open up at this point. XDXD
AH: XDXD Maybe it would be best if you asked them nicely, since you can see and hear them and me having this very real and thorough conversation in very real time. XDXD
AH: XDXD I know, right? XDXD
AH: XDXD Sorry, talking to the papers. XDXD

PO: ~Sorry, +he audio and visual is kind of only for me +o hear and see.~
PO: ~I’d jus+ be +alking +o my own screen, no recep+ion on your end over +here~
PO: ~No+ very helpful ~

AH: XDXD You can type to the papers and I can translate the snarls. XDXD
PO: ~Or~
PO: ~here’s a wild idea~
PO: ~maybe we should ac+ually ge+ back +o fucking work.~

AH: XDXD Here's an even more wild idea. XDXD
AH: XDXD Like wet and wild, fully deteriorated and humid over the molten irradiated core kind that will really get your coated face hardening. XDXD
AH: XDXD Let me apologize to you for trying to lighten up a situation I have no control over and forced into, that I was literally dragged against my will to do on what is essentially the worst day of my odious hellspawning just to be greeted with someone who I never wanted to hear death rattle on her keyboard to me again. XDXD
AH: XDXD Oh, yeah, and I'm about to die if I don't follow your directions or the directions of a slam jockey with more jolted RGB wires than common decency. XDXD
AH: XDXD Can’t forget about that! XDXD
AH: XDXD So please, /EXCUSE/ me for wanting to lighten the mood up a little from your incessantly rampaging temper tantrums where you just repeat the same things to me over and over and over and expect me to NOT UNDERSTAND THESE BLATANTLY RUDIMENTAL CONCEPTS THAT I HAVE BEEN BESTOWED TO BY YOUR ALMIGHTY FACE RIPPING BEAST WITHIN THAT’S CONSTANTLY FORESHADOWING OVER ME THE MOST MUNDANE SENTIMENTS THAT I DIDN'T EVER ASK TO HAVE. XDXD
AH: XDXD This is a two way ground that you and who or whatever fully set this up designated for us to use. XDXD
AH: XDXD So if you want something done the you way, start doing it your way. XDXD
AH: XDXD I'll keep doing my things my way. XDXD
AH: XDXD And if we absolutely have to I'll meet you right smack in the axis like you want before whatever happens happens. XDXD
AH: XDXD But after this is over, don't you fucking dare think I'm just going to let this keep happening between us like before. XDXD