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ARCJEC: XDXD NEAUGH! FUCK! XDXD
COLORFUL SNAKE: NEAUGH FUCK TO YOU TOO!
COLORFUL SNAKE: WELCOME! WELCOME TO MY HOME.
COLORFUL SNAKE: YOU HAVE CREATED ME AND ALSO THIS WONDERFUL PLACE THAT I LIVE IN.
COLORFUL SNAKE: I AM ETERNALLY GRATEFUL!

ARCJEC: XDXD Slitherveins. We've got talking slitherveins. I can't— XDXD
ARCJEC: XDXD You know what. XDXD
ARCJEC: XDXD Yes. Yes, of COURSE we've got those. XDXD
ARCJEC: XDXD Because by every conceivable metric, there SHOULDN'T be any boisterous peppy serpents talking to me. XDXD
ARCJEC: XDXD Which is exactly why, with the addition of all these fresh new non-rational laws of physics, they need to exist and they also need to love me specifically. XDXD
ARCJEC: XDXD Consider my fate accepted. XDXD
COLORFUL SNAKE: YOU ARE VERY OBSERVANT AND I LIKE YOU.
ARCJEC: XDXD What do you want from me. XDXD
COLORFUL SNAKE: I DO NOT KNOW WHY, BUT I FEEL COMPELLED TO TELL YOU AT LEAST THREE WHOLE THINGS!
COLORFUL SNAKE: PERHAPS EVEN MORE...

ARCJEC: XDXD I'll keep a tally in my head. XDXD
ARCJEC: XDXD Might as well count all the blessings that I very much do not have while I'm at it. XDXD

COLORFUL SNAKE: COOL!
COLORFUL SNAKE: THE FIRST THING IS THAT YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT THAT TERMINAL OVER THERE.

ARCJEC: XDXD Why. XDXD
COLORFUL SNAKE: I DO NOT KNOW!
COLORFUL SNAKE: IT IS A MYSTERY!
COLORFUL SNAKE: BUT YOU GOTTA!
COLORFUL SNAKE: DON'T WORRY, I WILL NOT WATCH IF IT MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE.

ARCJEC: XDXD Yeah. Please don't. XDXD