Not to worry. You see...
We aren't allowed to be the blue guy just yet. In fact, it's actually time for us to be this purple girl.
Bailing out is not an option. You've already impeded on this troll's parade ground, and now you're stuck here with her. More than you would be if you had been placed in a thousand-sweep chokehold.
Just bring it, you chucklefucker.