ARCJEC: XDXD Alright, guy. I think I saw everything I needed to see at the terminal. XDXD
ARCJEC: XDXD That was the first thing you were supposed to tell me, so go ahead and hiss out the next two. XDXD
ARCJEC: XDXD The quicker you do, the quicker I can stop talking so, y'know. XDXD
ARCJEC: XDXD Chop chop. XDXD
ARCJEC: XDXD Or "hiss hiss", I guess? XDXD
ARCJEC: XDXD One of the two. XDXD
ARCJEC: XDXD I mean, BOTH of the two, just— say both things you need to tell me, alright. XDXD
COLORFUL SNAKE: IS "GUY" MY NAME?
ARCJEC: XDXD I don't know, man! Come on. XDXD
ARCJEC: XDXD You didn't think "slithervein" or "vibrant serpent" were your names, why would you take a liking to "guy" of all things?? XDXD
ARCJEC: XDXD That's about the plainest thing you could call someone you probably won't ever see again. XDXD
ARCJEC: XDXD Which is our current predicament. XDXD
COLORFUL SNAKE: I DON'T THINK THAT IS TRUE AT ALL!
COLORFUL SNAKE: WE WILL MEET AGAIN, I AM SURE.
ARCJEC: XDXD Oh, yeah? What makes you so sure? XDXD
COLORFUL SNAKE: IT'S IN THE WINDS.
COLORFUL SNAKE: AS LONG AS THEY BLOW, I KNOW THAT YOU ARE HERE AND CAN BE FOUND!
COLORFUL SNAKE: THEY TELL ME MANY THINGS, AND THEY CAN GO ANY WHICH WAY.
COLORFUL SNAKE: BUT THAT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER TO ME!
COLORFUL SNAKE: WHAT REALLY REALLY MATTERS IS MY AMAZING NEW NAME.
COLORFUL SNAKE: IT IS JUST SO NAMELY, AND...
GUY: IT HAS SO MUCH GUYISH CHARM.
GUY: YOU MUST HAVE A VERY ACTIVE IMAGINATION!
ARCJEC: XDXD I really don't. XDXD
ARCJEC: XDXD If anything, I'm about to have a very active scream into these damn winds you use as a spirit guide, unless we keep this conversation on track. XDXD
GUY: THAT'S OKAY! I AM SURE THE WINDS WOULD LOVE TO HEAR FROM YOU.
GUY: BUT THE MATTER OF MY NAMING WAS THE SECOND THING, ACTUALLY!
ARCJEC: XDXD You're kidding me. XDXD
GUY: NOPE! I JUST REALLY WANTED TO BE NAMED BY AN ASPECT HOLDER.
ARCJEC: XDXD "Aspect holder"? XDXD
GUY: THAT'S YOU!
GUY: OH, WHAT A DREAM COME TRUE.
GUY: BARELY A FEW MINUTES OF BEING ALIVE AND NOT ONLY DO I HAVE A NAME, BUT I HAVE ALSO FULFILLED MY LIFELONG WISH!
GUY: I CAN DIE HAPPY!
GUY: BUT YOU CAN'T DO THAT, BECAUSE YOU NEED TO FOLLOW THIS VERY COOL PATH WE ARE STANDING ON RIGHT NOW.
GUY: THAT IS THE THIRD AND BIGGEST THING.
GUY: THE WINDS TOLD ME THAT ONE, FOR SURE.
ARCJEC: XDXD And that would've been my first guess. I don't think this conclusion could have been more drawn out if we tried. XDXD
GUY: PRETTY CONVENIENT, HUH?
GUY: YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW IT DOWN THERE, SO YOU CAN FIND THE SPECIAL PLACE!
ARCJEC: XDXD Be honest. Is there anything actually special about this special place? XDXD
GUY: WELL, THERE ARE GOING TO BE A FEW CREATURES WAITING TO, AS YOU WOULD SAY...
GUY: FUCKING KILL YOU!
ARCJEC: XDXD Wow. That IS pretty special. XDXD
GUY: RIGHT???
GUY: DO YOU HAVE A WEAPON ON HAND FOR POTENTIAL BRAWLINGS?
ARCJEC: XDXD That was the first thing you were supposed to tell me, so go ahead and hiss out the next two. XDXD
ARCJEC: XDXD The quicker you do, the quicker I can stop talking so, y'know. XDXD
ARCJEC: XDXD Chop chop. XDXD
ARCJEC: XDXD Or "hiss hiss", I guess? XDXD
ARCJEC: XDXD One of the two. XDXD
ARCJEC: XDXD I mean, BOTH of the two, just— say both things you need to tell me, alright. XDXD
COLORFUL SNAKE: IS "GUY" MY NAME?
ARCJEC: XDXD I don't know, man! Come on. XDXD
ARCJEC: XDXD You didn't think "slithervein" or "vibrant serpent" were your names, why would you take a liking to "guy" of all things?? XDXD
ARCJEC: XDXD That's about the plainest thing you could call someone you probably won't ever see again. XDXD
ARCJEC: XDXD Which is our current predicament. XDXD
COLORFUL SNAKE: I DON'T THINK THAT IS TRUE AT ALL!
COLORFUL SNAKE: WE WILL MEET AGAIN, I AM SURE.
ARCJEC: XDXD Oh, yeah? What makes you so sure? XDXD
COLORFUL SNAKE: IT'S IN THE WINDS.
COLORFUL SNAKE: AS LONG AS THEY BLOW, I KNOW THAT YOU ARE HERE AND CAN BE FOUND!
COLORFUL SNAKE: THEY TELL ME MANY THINGS, AND THEY CAN GO ANY WHICH WAY.
COLORFUL SNAKE: BUT THAT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER TO ME!
COLORFUL SNAKE: WHAT REALLY REALLY MATTERS IS MY AMAZING NEW NAME.
COLORFUL SNAKE: IT IS JUST SO NAMELY, AND...
GUY: IT HAS SO MUCH GUYISH CHARM.
GUY: YOU MUST HAVE A VERY ACTIVE IMAGINATION!
ARCJEC: XDXD I really don't. XDXD
ARCJEC: XDXD If anything, I'm about to have a very active scream into these damn winds you use as a spirit guide, unless we keep this conversation on track. XDXD
GUY: THAT'S OKAY! I AM SURE THE WINDS WOULD LOVE TO HEAR FROM YOU.
GUY: BUT THE MATTER OF MY NAMING WAS THE SECOND THING, ACTUALLY!
ARCJEC: XDXD You're kidding me. XDXD
GUY: NOPE! I JUST REALLY WANTED TO BE NAMED BY AN ASPECT HOLDER.
ARCJEC: XDXD "Aspect holder"? XDXD
GUY: THAT'S YOU!
GUY: OH, WHAT A DREAM COME TRUE.
GUY: BARELY A FEW MINUTES OF BEING ALIVE AND NOT ONLY DO I HAVE A NAME, BUT I HAVE ALSO FULFILLED MY LIFELONG WISH!
GUY: I CAN DIE HAPPY!
GUY: BUT YOU CAN'T DO THAT, BECAUSE YOU NEED TO FOLLOW THIS VERY COOL PATH WE ARE STANDING ON RIGHT NOW.
GUY: THAT IS THE THIRD AND BIGGEST THING.
GUY: THE WINDS TOLD ME THAT ONE, FOR SURE.
ARCJEC: XDXD And that would've been my first guess. I don't think this conclusion could have been more drawn out if we tried. XDXD
GUY: PRETTY CONVENIENT, HUH?
GUY: YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW IT DOWN THERE, SO YOU CAN FIND THE SPECIAL PLACE!
ARCJEC: XDXD Be honest. Is there anything actually special about this special place? XDXD
GUY: WELL, THERE ARE GOING TO BE A FEW CREATURES WAITING TO, AS YOU WOULD SAY...
GUY: FUCKING KILL YOU!
ARCJEC: XDXD Wow. That IS pretty special. XDXD
GUY: RIGHT???
GUY: DO YOU HAVE A WEAPON ON HAND FOR POTENTIAL BRAWLINGS?