Scattered around the playing field are numerous obstacles, as fanciful as they are dignified. You have designed the perfect set of challenges and patience-testing feats in order to have your very last game of GRANDILOQUENT GARDEN CROQUET XVIII hold the shot of a lifetime.
The 18th iteration of the ruleset is your favored method of play, out of the current 24 available listings. Most trolls who participate in sporting events tend to adopt the newer styles, but they simply don't retain the elegance found in the older catalogue.
Really, they should have stopped while they were ahead. Your planet's collective well of creativity has long since run dry.