Arcjec: Open new memo.

animatedHumorist [AH] has created a group memo.

animatedHumorist [AH] has renamed the memo "XDXD Rebeating the dead omenbeast. XDXD".

animatedHumorist [AH] has disabled self-banning, self-withdrawal and emotes.

AH has annexed sanguineAllegory [SA] into the conversation.
AH has annexed gigantisDebilitation [GD] into the conversation.
AH has annexed furbishFacilitated [FF] into the conversation.
AH has annexed existereOracle [EO] into the conversation.
AH has annexed demiurgeQuantified [DQ] into the conversation.
AH has annexed pliableDecadence [PD] into the conversation.
AH has annexed windlessArtificer [WA] into the conversation.
AH has annexed macabreExude [ME] into the conversation.
AH has annexed perniciousOverkill [PO] into the conversation.
AH has annexed unclaspedKahuna [UK] into the conversation.
AH has annexed grandioseSaturation [GS] into the conversation.

AH: XDXD I'm not going to frolic around the delicate bush this situation has sprouted. XDXD
AH: XDXD The memo name is great and I'm proud of it. XDXD
AH: XDXD Much like the mythical fairy tale creature of our youth, this entire night has been one horrifying beast from the outset. XDXD
AH: XDXD So if you somehow managed to land your eyes on one of those fake things, thanks! You've arranged our collective fates together into a nice little wriggling day bow for me, and now we're all going to suffer. XDXD
AH: XDXD Just like in the Corporate mandated hangout charts, but on melancholy steroids. You guys remember those? XDXD
AH: XDXD But yeah. It's been a long time since I've talked to most of you. XDXD
AH: XDXD This isn't the most stellar way to go about reconnecting, but it's the best we've got at the moment. XDXD
AH: XDXD So if any of you want to talk to me later, I'm officially opening my DMs for business. No more patronizing little go away notes to keep you out. XDXD
AH: XDXD Not that it ever stopped some of you. XDXD
AH: XDXD And in case you're agonizing over it in the back of your head for whatever reason...  XDXD
AH: XDXD Yes, I missed you too. XDXD
AH: XDXD Anyway, that's enough mushy bullshit. XDXD
AH: XDXD The memo that Murrit made sucked, and the memo that Ellsee made also sucked. XDXD
AH: XDXD Actually, let me rephrase that: XDXD
AH: XDXD You people MADE Ellsee's memo suck, when all she was trying to do was help you. XDXD

AH: XDXD As you can see by the settings I've disabled, we're not going down that route again. XDXD
AH: XDXD We are going to share our experiences with our planets thus far, and we are going to be fucking CIVIL about it, or else I'm going to do something extraordinarily unpleasant to your bodies. XDXD
AH: XDXD I'll rearrange all of your bones. Not a big fan of skeletons lately. XDXD
AH: XDXD That said, let's start with the general stuff. XDXD
AH: XDXD We've been bum rushed into this campaign for... about seven hours? The suns have got to be coming up back home. XDXD
AH: XDXD Those of you who got the short end of the game stick might want to follow your little animal buddies to the nearest safe area, so you can rest up before plowing through your first checkpoint. XDXD
AH: XDXD Assuming you have one? I'm not entirely sure about the specifics of your lands. XDXD
AH: XDXD But if your giant beasts with the chest symbols didn't already clue you in, this is it. The real deal, something beyond imagination. The ultimate reality warping experience. XDXD
AH: XDXD I don't understand why WE need to be the ones who play it, but I guess we're bigger hotshots than we thought. XDXD
AH: XDXD Surprise! Life as we know it was all wrong. Turns out we're not just cogs in the artificial fowlbeast paste pulverizer. XDXD
AH: XDXD For further convenience, and because I don't think any of you settled on anything interesting anyway, from this point on we are just going to dub this fun little game... XDXD
AH: XDXD Wait for it... XDXD
AH: XDXD So, that wraps up all of my initial tutorial commands and saves us a lot of needless cranial blasting. You're welcome. XDXD
AH: XDXD I've just passed my first checkpoint. If you reply to this memo, give us an update on what yours looks like. XDXD

perniciousOverkill [PO] has riposted to "XDXD Rebeating the dead omenbeast. XDXD".

PO: ~Glad +o see you finally made i+ +ha+ far.~
PO: ~Hey. I'm already a+ my +HIRD checkpoin+.~
AH: XDXD Like fuck you are. XDXD
PO: ~Uh, like FUCK YEAH I AM.~
AH: XDXD It took me this long just to make it to my first safe area and you went in after me! XDXD
AH: XDXD I know you like to strong arm your way through things, but you couldn't possibly have cleared the first challenge this fast. XDXD
AH: XDXD I had to cut a fucking dragon in HALF with a SCYTHE. You're already in the habit of taking names and numbers, so if this place is calibrated to be a challenge, your foes must be gargantuan. XDXD
PO: ~Wow. You're +rying +o +ell me +ha+ MY progress is unrealis+ic while saying you cu+ a gian+ mons+er in HALF, all by yourself, wi+h a weapon made for wrigglers.~
AH: XDXD Well. When you put it like that, it does sound ridiculous. XDXD
PO: ~i+ sure does.~
AH: XDXD I have the bloodstained hoodie to prove it, though! I'll have you know that I am a hero to a bunch of colorful land noodles. They show me great respect. XDXD
PO: ~+hey'd probably call you a hero if all you did was lie face down on +he dir+ and drool on yourself.~
PO: ~Anyway, I work fas+. You should know +ha+.~
PO: ~+he walk be+ween my checkpoin+s was pre++y quick, +hough. i+ migh+ no+ be as massive of a difference as i+ sounds.~
PO: ~Haven'+ had +o figh+ any+hing +oo crazy so far, ei+her. Jus+ doing a bunch of really fucking s+upid hi+s for +hese sands+ingers.~
PO: ~+heyre SO loud and annoying. +hey yell a+ me abou+ every+hing.~
PO: ~especially abou+ walking in +he same place as +hem?~
PO: ~jus+ love +o +ell me +ha+ +hey were WALKING +here, when i was CLEARLY walking +here firs+.~
PO: ~Bu+ now +ha+ I go+ here, I'm s+uck. Can'+ make any more progress before I go over +o your plane+.~
AH: XDXD You have to do that? XDXD
AH: XDXD Gonna have to wait a while, then. I haven't crafted any portals yet. XDXD
PO: ~Oh, don'+ worry. I'm a mas+er a+ wai+ing on you.~
PO: ~Wha+'s a few more hours?~
PO: ~you didn'+ even reply +o my messages af+er you en+ered like I asked.~
PO: ~jus+ walked away and ignored me.~
PO: ~I SAW you do i+.~
AH: XDXD I'm sorry. XDXD
PO: ~excuse me?~
AH: XDXD I'm sorry for not saying anything when you asked me to. XDXD
AH: XDXD I just... didn't want to put both of us through that again. At least not so soon. XDXD
AH: XDXD Because, I dunno. XDXD
AH: XDXD It was a lot for me. XDXD
AH: XDXD And now I'm here putting you through it anyway because I'm sticking my emotions all over this public bulletin board, so I guess that's completely out of the window. XDXD
AH: XDXD The point is, I wasn't trying to make you upset. XDXD
AH: XDXD I just didn't know what to do and needed some breathing room. We can work together now. XDXD

AH: XDXD I'm sorry. XDXD
PO: ~Okay.~
PO: ~Yeah, okay. I believe you. I+'s fine.~
PO: ~like I said, I can'+ do any+hing un+il you sor+ +hings ou+ for me.~
PO: ~I'm willing +o help speed +ha+ up.~

demiurgeQuantified [DQ] has riposted to "XDXD Rebeating the dead omenbeast. XDXD".

DQ: *adorable*
PO: ~Now where in +he FUCK were YOU?~
PO: ~aren+ you supposed +o be dead and like god or some+hing?~
AH: XDXD I'm sorry, DEAD and GOD? XDXD
DQ: *supposed*to*is*a*strong*way*of*putting*it*
DQ: *i*prefer*to*look*at*it*more*like*
DQ: *ive*had*a*change*of*plans*
AH: XDXD Well, do me and this entire team a GOD damn favor and don't do either of those?? XDXD
DQ: *i*think*i*can*manage*that*
AH: XDXD Good, we need all hands on deck for this. XDXD
AH: XDXD I'm not going to leave the overpowered hippie girl out of the lineup. XDXD
DQ: *well*i*have*been*told*
DQ: *by*certain*sources*
DQ: *that*i*am*very*important*
PO: ~aren'+ we all.~
DQ: *well*yes*
DQ: *but*maybe*still*not*as*important*as*me*
PO: ~Oooh, you know when you say +ha+ shi+ i+ really ge+s under my skin.~
DQ: *it*was*a*joke*
DQ: *i*know*you*are*in*a*deep*well*of*feelings*at*the*moment*
DQ: *and*now*that*im*here*we*can*talk*about*it*
DQ: *except*not*here*
DQ: *and*not*now*
PO: ~yeah, you DEFINI+ELY owe me like, a LO+.~

existereOracle [EO] has riposted to "XDXD Rebeating the dead omenbeast. XDXD".

EO: Oh, wow¡¡ This is actually prΣtty good timing, ArcjΣc.
EO: Just a bit ΣarliΣr than whΣn I was about to nΣΣd you, so... pΣrfΣct¡¡
EO: I'm still working on gΣtting CaldΣr sΣt up, but I think wΣ'rΣ almost donΣ.
EO: And thank you for sticking up for mΣ and my good-naturΣd attΣmpts to bΣ usΣful.
EO: Glad to know it was morΣ apprΣciatΣd than I first thought¡¡
AH: XDXD Don't mention it. XDXD
AH: XDXD I'm pretty sure none of these chumps would've known where to start looking if you hadn't said something. XDXD
DQ: *i*feel*like*we*would*have*gotten*there*no*matter*what*
DQ: *given*the*circumstances*
AH: XDXD What circumstances? XDXD
AH: XDXD Don't we already have enough of those?? XDXD
EO: Oh, I guΣss you and somΣ of thΣ ΣarliΣr playΣrs didn't run into any of this, huh¿¿
EO: ThΣrΣ's thΣsΣ big purplΣ-ΣyΣd dΣmon things all ovΣr thΣ placΣ.
EO: ThΣy don't fΣΣl any pain and arΣ mindlΣssly focusΣd on thΣir tasks, but also sΣΣm to bΣ prΣtty harmlΣss¿¿
EO: ThΣy'rΣ kind of... hΣlping us, I guΣss¿¿¿¿
DQ: *i*think*they*are*being*manipulated*
DQ: *i*had*a*chance*encounter*with*the*man*behind*that*
DQ: *he*was*using*serpazs*computer*
DQ: *and*directed*me*toward*my*entry*codes*
DQ: *in*a*roundabout*way*
DQ: *not*a*very*trust*inspiring*individual*
PO: ~Wha+?? We're already choking on +he rancid exhaus+ from a shi+-powered +ruck engine in our road +o +he Nonsense S+ronghold, and now +here's suddenly MORE shi+s+icks in on i+?~
AH: XDXD How deep does this fucking rabbit hole go? XDXD
DQ: *much*deeper*than*you*would*like*im*afraid*

unclaspedKahuna [UK] has riposted to "XDXD Rebeating the dead omenbeast. XDXD".

UK: >([but not azz deep ass u need roflolol]
EO: Oh, it's you.
EO: Go fuck yoursΣlf.
UK: >([broz y r u so fuk-in mad t#o]
EO: Uh, bΣcausΣ you triΣd to KILL mΣ¿¿¿¿¿¿
DQ: *good*lord*
PO: ~WHA+???~
UK: >([wut i wuld nevr]
EO: =:|
AH: XDXD How much did I miss while I was busy??? Holy shit, you guys are dysfunctional. XDXD
AH: XDXD I'm never going to make a self-deprecating remark again if these are the problems you come up with in your free time. XDXD
AH: XDXD Speaking of problems, what the fuck is YOUR problem, dude? XDXD
UK: >([i #av]
UK: >([no problems]
UK: >([ever]

grandioseSaturation [GS] has riposted to "XDXD Rebeating the dead omenbeast. XDXD".

GS: Well, well.
GS: It appears you have managed to sink to an entirely new low.
GS: I'm impressed.
UK: >([no low]
UK: >([just]
UK: >([real #ig#]
UK: >([im reel good]
GS: You seem a little tongue-tied.
GS: This is extremely unlike your usual self, I must say. Are you quite alright? Or have you had something consequential on your mind for a change?
GS: Perhaps something akin to an attempted murder?
PO: ~I +hough+ he was pas+ +ha+.~
GS: I believed so as well, but that does not seem to be the case.
AH: XDXD Hey, are we going to keep throwing vague accusations around, or does someone want to fill me in on what the actual deal is? XDXD
EO: HΣ sΣnt a massivΣ swarm of his dumb murdΣr robots to my hivΣ, which I would rΣally likΣ to know how hΣ found in thΣ first placΣ¡¡
EO: ThΣy wΣrΣ loadΣd with all kinds of wΣapons and dΣvicΣs ΣxtrΣmΣly capablΣ of committing murdΣr.
AH: XDXD I'm not as well versed in this guy's particular novelty brand of stupid. XDXD
AH: XDXD How did you know they were his? XDXD
GS: Murrit's miscreant automatons are not exactly confidential.
GS: Even to someone encountering them for the first time, the point of origin is fairly self-evident based on appearance alone.
AH: XDXD Let me guess, they look like tits. XDXD
GS: Precisely.
GS: Of course, I helped verify their identity once I got in contact with Ellsee.
GS: We have put our differences aside and managed to come to a rather gratifying agreement.
EO: Do you rΣally havΣ to put it likΣ that¿¿
GS: Am I wrong?
EO: Σh...
PO: ~I'm sorry for your loss.~
AH: XDXD For whose loss? XDXD
PO: ~does i+ ma++er.~
GS: What does matter is the fact that Ellsee is correct.
GS: Murrit has, without a doubt, attempted to end her life.
GS: He continues to fall into the same destructive patterns that defined him in his youth.
GS: Though that might be a misleading statement. He never truly pulled himself out of it, did he? Despite what he would like us to believe.
GS: The obfuscating cover he has held over his person for so long is starting to slip, and we can finally see him for the callow infant that he always has been.
UK: >([who the fuck do you think you're talking to.]
GS: Ah, there he is.
GS: There's a memorable voice. One that I used to hold a great deal of respect for.
UK: >([that's always meant jack dick to me.]
UK: >([you want to know why i did it?]
UK: >([none of you have any fucking idea what you're doing.]
UK: >([you don't know what you just brought in with you.]

unclaspedKahuna [UK] has withdrawn from "XDXD Rebeating the dead omenbeast. XDXD".

AH: XDXD That really was... something. XDXD
AH: XDXD And apparently not even this game can fix the steaming garbage fire that is Skorpe's god awful functionality. XDXD
AH: XDXD Maybe some things never change! I do appreciate a bit of occasional consistency in my life. XDXD
AH: XDXD Could have done with fewer blasts from the past overall, though. XDXD
PO: ~youre rambling.~
DQ: *i*dont*mean*to*sound*rude*
DQ: *but*did*murrit*just*form*coherent*sentences*
DQ: *i*feel*tense*from*that*fact*alone*
EO: HΣ alrΣady pullΣd this movΣ on mΣ ΣarliΣr tonight. ThΣ ΣffΣct's worn off.
EO: Can't say I'm disappointΣd hΣ managΣd to sΣΣ himsΣlf out.
DQ: *should*we*keep*an*eye*on*him*
AH: XDXD I think we have our hands full as is. XDXD
AH: XDXD Man, this memo careened off course real quick. XDXD
AH: XDXD I'm going to end it here. We can give it another shot once everyone gets a better handle on their situations. XDXD
AH: XDXD Ugh. Someone remind me that memos never go well before I start the next one. XDXD
PO: ~I'll be sure +o do +ha+.~
AH: XDXD Well guys, enjoy your stay in your very own personalized manifestation of your deepest neuroses, helmed by the mystical floating orb who is now your best friend. XDXD
AH: XDXD It's about to get messy. XDXD
AH: XDXD Pop 'em if you got 'em. XDXD

animatedHumorist [AH] has closed the memo.