Arcjec: Overdramatically turn and glare at the picture on your dartboard.

You begin to slowly rotate your head to look at the appalling printed out box on your dartboard. Where should you even begin with this abhorrent monstrosity that some would dare to call "food"? That's a large exaggeration away from the truth, a detestably enormous one. Vast, even.

Usually, food can at least be choked down, even if it's disgusting and slimy. Your species has an affinity for that sort of consistency in the first place. But if you tried to eat one of LUNCHABLES MINI BURGERS or PIZZA AND TREATZA whatevers, there would be vomit on the ground. It would be incomprehensible how much vomit there actually was on the ground. You would barf out every last organ you have lying inside you.

You're getting tired of looking at that picture of it on the dartboard. It's not tired of looking at you though, it never is.

You're going to just have to...