[I2S1] SS: Promptly realize the floor is lava.
No, nothing quite as lethal as that just yet, but it seems like your "buddy" has already started the psychological warfare.
There is a copious amount of SPECIAL SAUCE within these pits. As a proud diner dweller, you're offended. Nay, slighted. Last you checked, thousand island is definitely not anything to write home about, much less a condiment worthy of interior design. It's mayonnaise and ketchup, for crying out loud.
The only thing that offends you more is WHY it's here to begin with. They must know about what you did at the last CHRISTMAS PARTY.
This has somehow gotten even more personal to you.