No doubt yet another petty attempt to get your goat. Little do they realize what kind of beast they're dealing with. Your goat is not one of averages, but of collection. A county fair winner. The prodigal son of bovidae.
You do NOT look like this. You're liable to get more than a back end for the theatrical whiplash you just put your neck through, looking away from this four note cabaret band of wrinkled nitwits in utter disgust.