[I2S1] CD: Use an artifact to drive your point in.
You instantly pull out THE LINCOLN MESTORIAL from your MEMORANSOM, depriving yourself and other interested parties who may or may not be watching of any further card related inventory japes like a petulant fiend. Shame on you.
After making sure your SONGS FROM THE BIG CHAIR record is intact, you settle Stretch onto the SLIP N' SLIDE.
You say you better start hearing some good vibrations in no time flat, or you won't hesitate to shunt your mutual pal off to where nobody can ever find him again. You apologize to him profusely inside your head.