[I2S1] CD: Show 'em who's boss.
Stretch boldly rides the Slip n' Slide down to a random point in time on a RANDOM ALTERNATE PROBABILITY, so that he may have a new place to call home. Tears of regret well in your eyes, but it had to be done. Setting an example has never been so painful.
You can only hope that wherever he ends up, he will be put to good use.