Dismas: Receive coincidental message from "partner".

If you even so much as think of his name, he arrives. God, you HATE him.

You're going to have to answer him on MOBILE SKORPE with your cheap old TRILOBYTE. It's a burner phone — nobody goes out of their way to use this insectoid tech anymore, unless they have to.

Despite being much more clean and compact, Mobile Skorpe somehow manages to be just as bad as the original program — which you can't even use anymore after you CREATED A THEME titled "LIZARDSLAUGHTER LITANY" that proceeded to CRASH YOUR ENTIRE SYSTEM.

You have a rather bad habit of fucking things up for yourself over and over again, on a near constant basis. It's kind of your thing.