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You make a desperate bid to ring up Defalcator and tell him (or literally anybody else who will answer) about your situation. Alas, there's still no reception between different alternate probabilities, and Ground Beef told you that each of these pins are only good for one trip. You didn't take any spares.

Officially, you are now AWOL from your station and stuck here with everyone else.