You whip out THE WATERCRATE SCANDAL and rifle through your remaining supplies. Most of these are for heavy duty violent use, like your SOCKER BOPPERS and CINDER BLOCK. You also have a SONIC THE HEDGEHOG T-SHIRT, but that was the one nobody wanted to be stuck with.
Oh, and your WISH YOU WERE HERE vinyl. Though right now you kind of wish you WEREN'T here.