The kismesis, who we briefly met earlier in this story, proceeds to inform you that this could all have been avoided, if only you gave hi-fives responsibly.
You discern this notion as an absolute crock of shit, because you've known him for many long-suffering sweeps, to which he immediately agrees. He then starts recording the action that's about to take place.
You're going to be busy for a while.
This works just fine for us, as it's time for a new introduction — let’s take a closer look at this antagonistic young man.