No can do! You've already gobbled up every succulent drop of ice cream soup this truck had to offer since it crashed. You're not one prone to waste.
Repitonians possess uniquely strong teeth and very powerful acid in their stomachs, which makes chewing and digesting most things a walk in the park. You, however, sport a RARE MUTATION that grants you an awe-inspiring ULTRA-METABOLISM, allowing you to maintain an even more eccentric diet than your contemporaries with almost no side-effects.
At least fifty five percent of your notoriety is owed to this quirk of nature.