Sova: Disregard that. Lurk in the new memo instead.


animatedHumorist [AH] has reopened the memo "XDXD Rebeating the dead omenbeast. XDXD".

AH: XDXD Alright, we're back. XDXD
AH: XDXD A member of my socialization committee has gracefully reminded me that these memos never go well, because I requested it so at an earlier date. XDXD
AH: XDXD However, she has been promptly outvoted by the other members' noncommittal flopping of their backdrains. XDXD
AH: XDXD Now, I know that democracy is a contentious hypothetical to some, a concept that seems better suited to an idyllic fantasy realm rather than the material present. XDXD
AH: XDXD But guess what system we're going to be working under starting RIGHT THIS SECOND? XDXD
AH: XDXD And speaking of hierarchical ideas... I'm not sure if we arranged any pecking orders beforehand? XDXD
AH: XDXD Had a bit of a rocky and noncommittal start, that's for sure. XDXD
AH: XDXD They say, as if more than a scant few hours have passed since anyone talked in here. XDXD
AH: XDXD Didn't sleep well by the way, in case any of you were curious. My sweat lumps shambled against a glorified lawn chair for a few hours, and then... XDXD
AH: XDXD It's not important. Weird dream guy had another weird dream, if you can believe it. XDXD
AH: XDXD The reason I'M the one taking care of this dirty load is that clearly nobody else is going to volunteer to shake up the situational reins right now. XDXD
AH: XDXD So, I'm taking this one for the team! It's the least I could do after my elongated, malaise-filled absence. XDXD
AH: XDXD This time I'm not letting the course self-automate, though. We tried that already and it failed miserably. XDXD
AH: XDXD I want a response from EVERYONE, and I do mean EVERYONE. XDXD
AH: XDXD That includes: XDXD
AH: XDXD Florid histrionic leg breakers. XDXD
AH: XDXD Roughbodied gritfakers. XDXD
AH: XDXD Snide world-sheltered magpies. XDXD
AH: XDXD Manic touch starved sibyllites. XDXD
AH: XDXD Condescending beatnik ex-godheads. XDXD
AH: XDXD Irreverent punhyper hazard makers. XDXD
AH: XDXD Shortwinded gluehounding laymans. XDXD
AH: XDXD Psychosomatic beefbrained ethics violators. XDXD
AH: XDXD Dense temperamental hardpressers. XDXD
AH: XDXD Guttermouthing dualfaced scoundrels. XDXD
AH: XDXD And of course, haughty bureaucratic devotees. XDXD
AH: XDXD The lot of you have had MORE than enough time to enter your land and PRESUMABLY reach your first checkpoint, depending on your specific setup. XDXD
AH: XDXD Even if you didn't, there's a terminal at the giant welcome mat you settle in on. XDXD
AH: XDXD I don't want to hear any bellyaching about it. I'll tag all you fools directly if this drags. XDXD
AH: XDXD So I suggest you start talking. XDXD