Murrit: Alternate Alohegao.
You alternate the alohegao into the BROTHER CHECK-IN.
Well, it's TECHNICALLY not hentai, but it's still kind of a lousy roll. There's some special buffs that come into effect when the item is used in conjunction with SIX MEN who "WEAR, NOT SHARE" this shirt, though.
GRIP STRENGTH: +550,000,000* (if conditions are met)