You've made a cushy set of PAIZURIPHONES.
The sensor divet in the middle of each obscenely bass boosted bosom detects when the headphones have been taken off, automatically pausing whatever is being listened to. No longer will you be losing your place on the latest Your Favorite Martian tracks when you get fuck deep into your work.
GRADE: D
CUSHION: 8008
SOUND: 135
BOUNCE: +19
WIGGLE: +13