Murrit: Combine smart watch with doncomaticomp.
Your watch is greebled into the STYLO 19-2000.
Look at this combination portable sound machine and shitty music maker. Fantastic. Also it's technically a computer too? You could use text to speech and add in some screaming to your tunes, if you wanted. That could work. You'll think about it.
PERK: LEFT HAND SUZUKI METHOD