Murrit: Admire Niles Crane Body Pillow.

None of the other alterations were good enough material to keep, except for this one. You just couldn't help yourself.

Mr. Crane's haughty upperclassmanship does make him quite a HANDful. Good thing you got two of those, right?

Oh, how your soul is burdened by downright immoral, wicked temptations. How could you resist a man of taste? How could anyone?

The two of you won't be another misfortune in the wings. Through blood, snot and wine, you will find a way to make this work.