None of the other alterations were good enough material to keep, except for this one. You just couldn't help yourself.
Mr. Crane's haughty upperclassmanship does make him quite a HANDful. Good thing you got two of those, right?
Oh, how your soul is burdened by downright immoral, wicked temptations. How could you resist a man of taste? How could anyone?
The two of you won't be another misfortune in the wings. Through blood, snot and wine, you will find a way to make this work.