Murrit: Alternate Deep Deep Trouble.

Your beautiful creation alternates into the MORNING OF 4 FT. 2.

Really, you didn't even have to roll any alts for this baby. Your spending trigger finger has already been pulled on the locked and loaded tommy gun of unnecessary purchases.

It sure is a fucking relief that these don't eat up the original item like recipe-based crafting does, otherwise you'd just have wasted your worst/best weapon on something you can't even use!

Someone is going to have to take this off your hands.