Calder: Answer old friend.

-- animatedHumorist [AH] began trolling grandioseSaturation [GS] --

AH: XDXD Well! Congrats, big man. XDXD
AH: XDXD You've garnered enough anti-reputation points masquerading as a pompous tool to earn a personal hivecall from the Get Your Shit Together Headquarters. XDXD
AH: XDXD Please, don't mind the restraints! And don't start banging your head against the wall thinking you can blunt force trauma your way out of this. XDXD
AH: XDXD I'll chase the point of your chin into the collective unconscious if necessary. XDXD
AH: XDXD Anyway! I'm Arcjec Voorat, head of social services. XDXD
AH: XDXD How can I assist you in putting your pathetic little life back into some semblance of normalcy tonight? XDXD
GS: Coming on strong, Arcjec.
AH: XDXD Oh, like you're not begging for attention on your hands and knees like a sloppy, sloppy unbonded lusus. XDXD
AH: XDXD Look deeply into my eyes. Beneath twelve different shades of dark bags, there's a glimmer of salvation for you. XDXD
GS: You're delusional.
AH: XDXD And you're trying waaay too hard. XDXD
GS: Nothing I've done over the course of our little jaunt through circumstantial necessity has been less than reasonable.
GS: I've only followed the right breadcrumbs to obvious conclusions.
GS: Need I remind you of the time I provided important intel to our team? That was to your benefit as well, contrary to what you seem to think at present.
GS: In conclusion, it seems to me that you could stand to reflect on the bias clearly displayed in this interaction.
GS: Do think about that the next time you decide to spout lofty claims with no factual backing.
AH: XDXD Alright. Spew me one fact, then. XDXD
GS: What?