PO: ~Did you have a nice fucking nap, you prize winning greasesack?~
AH: XDXD And you wonder why I don't talk to you anymore. XDXD
AH: XDXD Thank you for just setting the most premium example of why that is the case right on top of the broken pedestal that is our shared ruined memories, in remembrance of the time when we had anything to do with each other's lives. XDXD
PO: ~+his a++i+ude is jus+ rich.~
PO: ~you +hink I'm enjoying +his exchange in any conceivable way?~
AH: XDXD Wow, your anger is still as disproportionate, misdirected and repetitive as it ever was and always will be! XDXD
AH: XDXD Good to know we're barely a couple of messages in, yet already trampling on the same metaphorical roadkill that's been decaying on the pavement stretch for over two sweeps. XDXD
AH: XDXD Haha, good times. Now tell me what the hell you've been going on about and also how you knew I was on the floor. XDXD
PO: ~oh righ+, because you are obviously doing so much BE++ER wi+h your own immodes+ opera+ion.~
PO: ~A+ leas+ I'm consis+en+ wi+h my issues. ~
PO: ~All you've managed +o do is drag yourself appallingly deep in+o a gaping pi+ of men+al s+arva+ion and brassy language. ~
PO: ~so forgive me for +hinking +ha+ my bla+an+ dis+as+e is S+ILL beyond jus+ified a+ +his poin+.~
PO: ~and I knew you were lazing on +he floor because I wen+ +hrough +he +rouble of going all +he way ou+ +o your middle-of-nowhere muckpuddle, once again choosing +o break your pa+he+ic ass.~
PO: ~I'm abou+ +o bus+ +hrough your fron+ door and shove your disgus+ing maw +hrough +he fucking floorboards.~
PO: ~+ha+ would be jus+ wha+ youd expec+ from me a+ +his poin+, im sure.~
PO: ~Decided +o MESSAGE you firs+ +o give you a nice HEADS UP. You're welcome.~
AH: XDXD Gee, thanks! XDXD
AH: XDXD I'd really love to get the most out of your newfound enthusiasm for abrasive, tasteless jokes. XDXD
AH: XDXD Give me a second to relish in this feeling and take it all in, it's like a whiff shot of tear gas. XDXD
PO: ~And I'd really love +o punch your face, bu+ i guess +ha+ would be repe+i+ive +oo, wouldn'+ i+.~
AH: XDXD That was the lowest possible blow you could have taken. XDXD
AH: XDXD But I'm not going to devolve into hysterics over it this time, since you've made it pretty clear you don't care. XDXD
AH: XDXD Plus, I've already got enough unexpected shit going on right now without having to throw YOU into the pot as well. XDXD
AH: XDXD What I'm dealing with is eerily close to what you just described, actually! XDXD
AH: XDXD Some person popped up completely unannounced earlier, right by my hive, and then fucked off to who knows where. I was outside to investigate, and then I wasn't. I shouldn't have woken up inside my room! XDXD
AH: XDXD Also my clothes are now inexplicably clean? XDXD
PO: ~UGH. who even CARES abou+ your clo+hes, arcjec???~
AH: XDXD I do! They're special! XDXD
AH: XDXD Look, I'm not pulling some sort of elaborate ruse or overblowing sleepwalking issues over here. I've got a serious memory gap, and it's not just because there's a LITERAL arrow insistently drilling right into my skull chasm. XDXD
AH: XDXD This thing's probably killing my knowledge cells as we speak, by the way. I can feel a headache incoming. XDXD
PO: ~Well, maybe you should've pondered all +ha+ before you decided +o be a useless fuck and force me +o +ake ac+ion.~
AH: XDXD So you're the one behind this. XDXD
AH: XDXD Glad I managed to coax that out of you this soon. XDXD
PO: ~I +hough+ +ha+ was pre++y obvious by now.~
AH: XDXD It sure wasn't! Because you don't SAY things, you BELLOW from the bottom of your chest cavity and shove your foot directly into anything you don't understand, without even thinking about the possibility of causing damage in the process. XDXD
AH: XDXD And whenever you DO formulate something, it's all just incomprehensible growling with an extra "fuck" thrown in as the ripe pincer on top. XDXD
PO: ~You hypocri+e.~
PO: ~Con+rary +o your assump+ion, I'm no+ doing +his jus+ +o spi+e you. ~
PO: ~+here's ac+ually some+hing serious going on for once in your miserable, cushy life.~
PO: ~I wouldn'+ be was+ing +his much of my +ime wi+h you if +here wasn'+. ~
PO: ~or if i+ was some+hing i could avoid.~
AH: XDXD Oh, yeah? Is someone else also physically shoving you down and forcing you to look at a game screen, perchance? XDXD
AH: XDXD Do we have an entire link chain of abstract symbol-based cursors holding us hostage in our own homes? XDXD
AH: XDXD Because if that's the very specific case, then I totally and completely forgive you. XDXD
PO: ~migh+ as well be.~
PO: ~I sure as shi+ can'+ do any+hing else wi+h +his game window +aking over my en+ire compu+er.~
PO: ~+ha+ plus all +he o+her obscure, doom slinging ins+ruc+ions I've received +onigh+ drives a pre++y hard and ANNOYING poin+.~
PO: ~jus+ like +he one I hope I've managed +o dig in+o your head by now.~
PO: ~Wan+ed +o make sure you ac+ually S+AYED PU+ and lis+ened +o me, because I had +o prod a+ your puny, lanky body and wa+ch you snore for several minu+es, which was also annoying.~
PO: ~so im giving myself +his +iny bi+ of sa+isfac+ion.~
AH: XDXD I'll admit that was a good call. Given the chance, I would absolutely be as far away as possible from this spot by now. XDXD
AH: XDXD What sort of doom is being slinged around, though? There's literally nothing out of the ordinary going on. XDXD
AH: XDXD I mean in my case, maybe. With the obtrusions of third parties such as yourself and the puzzling autonomous reallocation of my unconscious body and such. XDXD
AH: XDXD But other than that, this night is as drab as any other. XDXD
AH: XDXD I'm astounded that your fuming indignation at our little talk apparently made you forget that you're the one putting this game into motion in the first place. XDXD
AH: XDXD You can just stop at any point and let the rest of today run its course. Get your computer checked out later. XDXD
AH: XDXD And I don't know about you, but I'd rather have one less weird thing to worry about tonight if I can help it. XDXD
AH: XDXD Especially if it's one involving you. XDXD
AH: XDXD I already learned my lesson there. XDXD
PO: ~Were you really ou+ of i+ for +ha+ fucking long?~
PO: ~"Memory gap" doesn'+ even BEGIN +o describe +he problem, +hen.~
PO: ~Considering I dragged you over here fresh ou+ of your ignoran+ bliss, I'm sure you didn'+ ge+ a look a+ +he ex+ensive message Murri+ sen+ everyone.~
PO: ~no+ going +o was+e even more of my +ime +rying repea+ any of his confusing gibberish.~
PO: ~im sure you can handle +ha+ much if you value your life.~
PO: ~and if you can'+, +hen ge+ ready. ~
PO: ~because you're abou+ +o anyway.~
AH: XDXD And you wonder why I don't talk to you anymore. XDXD
AH: XDXD Thank you for just setting the most premium example of why that is the case right on top of the broken pedestal that is our shared ruined memories, in remembrance of the time when we had anything to do with each other's lives. XDXD
PO: ~+his a++i+ude is jus+ rich.~
PO: ~you +hink I'm enjoying +his exchange in any conceivable way?~
AH: XDXD Wow, your anger is still as disproportionate, misdirected and repetitive as it ever was and always will be! XDXD
AH: XDXD Good to know we're barely a couple of messages in, yet already trampling on the same metaphorical roadkill that's been decaying on the pavement stretch for over two sweeps. XDXD
AH: XDXD Haha, good times. Now tell me what the hell you've been going on about and also how you knew I was on the floor. XDXD
PO: ~oh righ+, because you are obviously doing so much BE++ER wi+h your own immodes+ opera+ion.~
PO: ~A+ leas+ I'm consis+en+ wi+h my issues. ~
PO: ~All you've managed +o do is drag yourself appallingly deep in+o a gaping pi+ of men+al s+arva+ion and brassy language. ~
PO: ~so forgive me for +hinking +ha+ my bla+an+ dis+as+e is S+ILL beyond jus+ified a+ +his poin+.~
PO: ~and I knew you were lazing on +he floor because I wen+ +hrough +he +rouble of going all +he way ou+ +o your middle-of-nowhere muckpuddle, once again choosing +o break your pa+he+ic ass.~
PO: ~I'm abou+ +o bus+ +hrough your fron+ door and shove your disgus+ing maw +hrough +he fucking floorboards.~
PO: ~+ha+ would be jus+ wha+ youd expec+ from me a+ +his poin+, im sure.~
PO: ~Decided +o MESSAGE you firs+ +o give you a nice HEADS UP. You're welcome.~
AH: XDXD Gee, thanks! XDXD
AH: XDXD I'd really love to get the most out of your newfound enthusiasm for abrasive, tasteless jokes. XDXD
AH: XDXD Give me a second to relish in this feeling and take it all in, it's like a whiff shot of tear gas. XDXD
PO: ~And I'd really love +o punch your face, bu+ i guess +ha+ would be repe+i+ive +oo, wouldn'+ i+.~
AH: XDXD That was the lowest possible blow you could have taken. XDXD
AH: XDXD But I'm not going to devolve into hysterics over it this time, since you've made it pretty clear you don't care. XDXD
AH: XDXD Plus, I've already got enough unexpected shit going on right now without having to throw YOU into the pot as well. XDXD
AH: XDXD What I'm dealing with is eerily close to what you just described, actually! XDXD
AH: XDXD Some person popped up completely unannounced earlier, right by my hive, and then fucked off to who knows where. I was outside to investigate, and then I wasn't. I shouldn't have woken up inside my room! XDXD
AH: XDXD Also my clothes are now inexplicably clean? XDXD
PO: ~UGH. who even CARES abou+ your clo+hes, arcjec???~
AH: XDXD I do! They're special! XDXD
AH: XDXD Look, I'm not pulling some sort of elaborate ruse or overblowing sleepwalking issues over here. I've got a serious memory gap, and it's not just because there's a LITERAL arrow insistently drilling right into my skull chasm. XDXD
AH: XDXD This thing's probably killing my knowledge cells as we speak, by the way. I can feel a headache incoming. XDXD
PO: ~Well, maybe you should've pondered all +ha+ before you decided +o be a useless fuck and force me +o +ake ac+ion.~
AH: XDXD So you're the one behind this. XDXD
AH: XDXD Glad I managed to coax that out of you this soon. XDXD
PO: ~I +hough+ +ha+ was pre++y obvious by now.~
AH: XDXD It sure wasn't! Because you don't SAY things, you BELLOW from the bottom of your chest cavity and shove your foot directly into anything you don't understand, without even thinking about the possibility of causing damage in the process. XDXD
AH: XDXD And whenever you DO formulate something, it's all just incomprehensible growling with an extra "fuck" thrown in as the ripe pincer on top. XDXD
PO: ~You hypocri+e.~
PO: ~Con+rary +o your assump+ion, I'm no+ doing +his jus+ +o spi+e you. ~
PO: ~+here's ac+ually some+hing serious going on for once in your miserable, cushy life.~
PO: ~I wouldn'+ be was+ing +his much of my +ime wi+h you if +here wasn'+. ~
PO: ~or if i+ was some+hing i could avoid.~
AH: XDXD Oh, yeah? Is someone else also physically shoving you down and forcing you to look at a game screen, perchance? XDXD
AH: XDXD Do we have an entire link chain of abstract symbol-based cursors holding us hostage in our own homes? XDXD
AH: XDXD Because if that's the very specific case, then I totally and completely forgive you. XDXD
PO: ~migh+ as well be.~
PO: ~I sure as shi+ can'+ do any+hing else wi+h +his game window +aking over my en+ire compu+er.~
PO: ~+ha+ plus all +he o+her obscure, doom slinging ins+ruc+ions I've received +onigh+ drives a pre++y hard and ANNOYING poin+.~
PO: ~jus+ like +he one I hope I've managed +o dig in+o your head by now.~
PO: ~Wan+ed +o make sure you ac+ually S+AYED PU+ and lis+ened +o me, because I had +o prod a+ your puny, lanky body and wa+ch you snore for several minu+es, which was also annoying.~
PO: ~so im giving myself +his +iny bi+ of sa+isfac+ion.~
AH: XDXD I'll admit that was a good call. Given the chance, I would absolutely be as far away as possible from this spot by now. XDXD
AH: XDXD What sort of doom is being slinged around, though? There's literally nothing out of the ordinary going on. XDXD
AH: XDXD I mean in my case, maybe. With the obtrusions of third parties such as yourself and the puzzling autonomous reallocation of my unconscious body and such. XDXD
AH: XDXD But other than that, this night is as drab as any other. XDXD
AH: XDXD I'm astounded that your fuming indignation at our little talk apparently made you forget that you're the one putting this game into motion in the first place. XDXD
AH: XDXD You can just stop at any point and let the rest of today run its course. Get your computer checked out later. XDXD
AH: XDXD And I don't know about you, but I'd rather have one less weird thing to worry about tonight if I can help it. XDXD
AH: XDXD Especially if it's one involving you. XDXD
AH: XDXD I already learned my lesson there. XDXD
PO: ~Were you really ou+ of i+ for +ha+ fucking long?~
PO: ~"Memory gap" doesn'+ even BEGIN +o describe +he problem, +hen.~
PO: ~Considering I dragged you over here fresh ou+ of your ignoran+ bliss, I'm sure you didn'+ ge+ a look a+ +he ex+ensive message Murri+ sen+ everyone.~
PO: ~no+ going +o was+e even more of my +ime +rying repea+ any of his confusing gibberish.~
PO: ~im sure you can handle +ha+ much if you value your life.~
PO: ~and if you can'+, +hen ge+ ready. ~
PO: ~because you're abou+ +o anyway.~