AH: XDXD This still isn't adding up. XDXD
AH: XDXD What was that supposed to show me? That you put a concerning amount of effort into a dumb, shallow gag that everyone's in on? XDXD
AH: XDXD Yeah, sure, this is definitely some sort of special video game. XDXD
AH: XDXD But all of that code business and this "vital information" nonsense is obviously a hundred percent made up, either by you or Murrit or one of the others. XDXD
AH: XDXD I mean, come on. XDXD
AH: XDXD It just sounds like you're actively trying to ruin this night even further than it can already manage on its own. XDXD
AH: XDXD And frankly? I'm not into that. XDXD
AH: XDXD Props for trying though. XDXD
PO: ~are you serious.~
PO: ~You jus+ go+ a fuck+on of informa+ion.~
PO: ~Which we're WAY pas+ +he poin+ of ignoring.~
PO: ~and if I can'+ +hen you can'+ ei+her, gungeblood.~
PO: ~I really wish ruining your nigh+ was all I was +rying +o do here.~
PO: ~because +ha+ would be considerably more en+er+aining and would also give me +he op+ion of jus+ leaving and no+ having +o deal wi+h you anymore once i go+ +ired of i+.~
PO: ~Bu+ +ha+'s no+ a choice ei+her of us can make.~
AH: XDXD I don't know. XDXD
AH: XDXD Can't we? XDXD
PO: ~does +he arrow driving a deeper and deeper divo+ in+o your degenera+e dome mean any+hing +o you?~
PO: ~Wan+ me +o push down a bi+ harder un+il i+ cracks?~
AH: XDXD I don't know. XDXD
AH: XDXD Tonight just seems to be a big night for people making decisions in my stead. XDXD
AH: XDXD So, you tell me. XDXD
PO: ~I +hink you've made PLEN+Y of your own decisions so far.~
PO: ~+hough you seem fairly adaman+ on complaining regardless, like some sor+ of helpless li++le grub.~
PO: ~+his is a pre++y fucking big deal.~
PO: ~I shouldn'+ have +o +ell you ANY+HING else +o ge+ you +o jus+ COOPERA+E.~
PO: ~do I REALLY need +o SHOW you?~
AH: XDXD What are you going to show me? Some paper mache rock that FF made from colored craft paper, hurtling towards my window? XDXD
AH: XDXD Is Murrit going to pop out with his gaggle of cameras and laugh so hard he ends up coughing blood, on account of his "wicked epic prank"? XDXD
AH: XDXD I hate to be the one to break it to you, but what we are dealing with here is an extremely weak ""joke"" of your design. And if not yours, then someone else's. XDXD
AH: XDXD We all know that the only way this planet is dying is when it inevitably crumbles apart from its own wear and tear. XDXD
AH: XDXD And the only way I'm dying is when I equally as inevitably decide to off myself with a rope and a final sense of relief at not having to live for little things like this conversation anymore. XDXD
AH: XDXD So if you really want me to buy this irrefutable """proof""" you think you're shoving onto my lap, then by all means! Go ahead. Do your worst. XDXD
AH: XDXD I'll try my hardest to keep myself awake over here as you gather your wits, but I think I'm feeling another nap coming on. XDXD
PO: ~Alrigh+ +hen, you coa+ed sphinc+er.~
PO: ~Here we FUCKING go.~