PO: ~WAS +HE GIAN+ ME+EOR BARRELING +OWARDS YOUR HIVE NO+ ENOUGH OF A MO+IVA+OR???~
AH: XDXD See, that's the problem! It actually WAS a motivator for me. XDXD
PO: ~Unbelievable. +ha+ is jus+ like your whiny, inane self. ~
PO: ~You know, +he one who can'+ manage +o pull himself ou+ of his own souring puddle of le+hargy and self-loa+hing long enough +o consider +he +hings +ha+ affec+ his OWN life, much less +he lives of o+hers.~
AH: XDXD I don't think you understand where I'm coming from here. XDXD
AH: XDXD I want to DO something about this. XDXD
AH: XDXD That's... a step above nothing. XDXD
AH: XDXD But a flaming space rock hurtling toward your window will do that to you, I guess. XDXD
AH: XDXD I can tell that this is bigger than me. XDXD
AH: XDXD I still don't understand it and that bothers me, but I can at the very least admit when I'm wrong. XDXD
AH: XDXD So, tell me what we should do. XDXD
AH: XDXD How do we play. XDXD
PO: ~i+ sure would have been easier on us bo+h if you had jus+ said +ha+ from +he fucking S+AR+ ins+ead of rambling on abou+ no+hing for several precious minu+es.~
PO: ~bu+ +hank +he +wo above for a li++le COMPLIANCE.~
PO: ~unfor+una+ely, +he rules are some+hing we're going +o have +o figure ou+ +oge+her.~
PO: ~because jus+ ge++ing YOU +o +his poin+ has +aken up all of our +ime so far.~
AH: XDXD How much do we have? XDXD
PO: ~I don'+ know.~
PO: ~I barely go+ a chance +o look a+ all +his crap.~
PO: ~Bu+ if I had +o +ake a guess, probably no+ an amoun+ ei+her of us would be very happy wi+h.~
AH: XDXD You're telling me this game doesn't have a holobooklet or a virtuacontrol setup? XDXD
AH: XDXD No guide or points of reference? XDXD
AH: XDXD Nothing??? XDXD
PO: ~i+ MIGH+.~
PO: ~i JUS+ said i haven'+ looked ye+.~
AH: XDXD I read what you said, but these kinds of games usually open up with rules and an overview of the features, while also giving you a period of time to look over it instead of just sending you in fresh. XDXD
AH: XDXD I figured that I just wasn't awake to read mine. XDXD
AH: XDXD They started it as a staple back when I was really big on those outdated SBVRPRPG tournaments. XDXD
PO: ~I know abou+ +ha+, idio+. i was +here.~
AH: XDXD Huh. Weird. I don't remember that super well. XDXD
AH: XDXD Regardless. Did you get anything like that? XDXD
PO: ~Well, I don'+ +hink +his is your +ypical game in ANY shape or form.~
PO: ~so no, i didn'+.~
AH: XDXD Then I guess we only have one option. XDXD
AH: XDXD Which is to randomly scramble all over the buttons and see where that gets us. XDXD
AH: XDXD Oh, and please remind me to never even consider playing video games ever again after this. XDXD
PO: ~...~
PO: ~Fine.~
AH: XDXD See, that's the problem! It actually WAS a motivator for me. XDXD
PO: ~Unbelievable. +ha+ is jus+ like your whiny, inane self. ~
PO: ~You know, +he one who can'+ manage +o pull himself ou+ of his own souring puddle of le+hargy and self-loa+hing long enough +o consider +he +hings +ha+ affec+ his OWN life, much less +he lives of o+hers.~
AH: XDXD I don't think you understand where I'm coming from here. XDXD
AH: XDXD I want to DO something about this. XDXD
AH: XDXD That's... a step above nothing. XDXD
AH: XDXD But a flaming space rock hurtling toward your window will do that to you, I guess. XDXD
AH: XDXD I can tell that this is bigger than me. XDXD
AH: XDXD I still don't understand it and that bothers me, but I can at the very least admit when I'm wrong. XDXD
AH: XDXD So, tell me what we should do. XDXD
AH: XDXD How do we play. XDXD
PO: ~i+ sure would have been easier on us bo+h if you had jus+ said +ha+ from +he fucking S+AR+ ins+ead of rambling on abou+ no+hing for several precious minu+es.~
PO: ~bu+ +hank +he +wo above for a li++le COMPLIANCE.~
PO: ~unfor+una+ely, +he rules are some+hing we're going +o have +o figure ou+ +oge+her.~
PO: ~because jus+ ge++ing YOU +o +his poin+ has +aken up all of our +ime so far.~
AH: XDXD How much do we have? XDXD
PO: ~I don'+ know.~
PO: ~I barely go+ a chance +o look a+ all +his crap.~
PO: ~Bu+ if I had +o +ake a guess, probably no+ an amoun+ ei+her of us would be very happy wi+h.~
AH: XDXD You're telling me this game doesn't have a holobooklet or a virtuacontrol setup? XDXD
AH: XDXD No guide or points of reference? XDXD
AH: XDXD Nothing??? XDXD
PO: ~i+ MIGH+.~
PO: ~i JUS+ said i haven'+ looked ye+.~
AH: XDXD I read what you said, but these kinds of games usually open up with rules and an overview of the features, while also giving you a period of time to look over it instead of just sending you in fresh. XDXD
AH: XDXD I figured that I just wasn't awake to read mine. XDXD
AH: XDXD They started it as a staple back when I was really big on those outdated SBVRPRPG tournaments. XDXD
PO: ~I know abou+ +ha+, idio+. i was +here.~
AH: XDXD Huh. Weird. I don't remember that super well. XDXD
AH: XDXD Regardless. Did you get anything like that? XDXD
PO: ~Well, I don'+ +hink +his is your +ypical game in ANY shape or form.~
PO: ~so no, i didn'+.~
AH: XDXD Then I guess we only have one option. XDXD
AH: XDXD Which is to randomly scramble all over the buttons and see where that gets us. XDXD
AH: XDXD Oh, and please remind me to never even consider playing video games ever again after this. XDXD
PO: ~...~
PO: ~Fine.~