Taz and Arcjec: Click the button.

PO: ~I don'+ like +his.~
AH: XDXD Now you shut up. XDXD
AH: XDXD I think I know what this thing is. XDXD
PO: ~Oh you do, do you?~
PO: ~+ell me, +hen.~
AH: XDXD Just as an initial disclaimer, I don't care if you don't believe me. XDXD
AH: XDXD But I'm still going to derive some major satisfaction out of dispensing these facts, since we have precisely zero leads otherwise. XDXD
AH: XDXD Seems like it's MY turn to be the proactive, well-informed member of this duo, huh? XDXD
PO: ~oh my god. jus+ ge+ on wi+h i+, arcjec.~
AH: XDXD Alright fine. XDXD
AH: XDXD Prepare for some very high quality non-fiction that even I have a hard time buying: XDXD
AH: XDXD So. I've been having these on and off... recurring dreams, I guess you could call them, almost every night. It's been going on for sweeps. XDXD
AH: XDXD I'm not going to go into unnecessary specifics, but whenever my internal dreamscape is in the mood for some weirdo visions, I also end up jolting awake somewhere other than the place where I fell asleep. XDXD
AH: XDXD And every single time, I'm holding a piece of paper I somehow scribbled nonsensical symbols on in my fevered, sleep-addled state. XDXD
AH: XDXD I normally just ball them up and toss them out. XDXD
AH: XDXD I didn't think these really meant anything. XDXD
AH: XDXD Or I didn't want to think about the possibility. XDXD
AH: XDXD There is no way I can feasibly claim those things are a coincidence anymore, though. I've SEEN this spiraly shape before! XDXD
AH: XDXD At least various approximations of it, but they still seem too close for comfort. I'm starting to think they're just what we need to solve this "entry" thing the tutorial mentioned. XDXD
AH: XDXD And there you go. The leaprodent hole gets deeper and deeper still. XDXD
AH: XDXD Is there anything I can trust logic-wise at this point that will not inadvertently lead me to falling into a gaping pit of hidden meanings and secret foreshadowing, I wonder. XDXD
PO: ~well.~
PO: ~are we wai+ing for your wriggling day +o ge+ any more +urgid wi+h false prophecies, or would you like +o show me +ha+ you're wor+h more +han +he crus+ s+uck a+ +he bo++om of my sneakers.~
PO: ~GE+ +HEM.~