Arcjec: Get interrupted from hiding.
Oh, so close.
Phase one, screaming and running around anxiously, was complete. It is the only logical start to any brilliant plan. Phase two, the final phase, WAS going to be hiding for several hours and pretending to be dead. This is an act you CAN put on, quite effectively, but it's not really needed at this point. You're already feeling dead enough without giving into the whims of zany, spur-of-the-moment ideas.
Plus, it appears that one of your pesky chat fodder buddies has been patiently lying in wait for a response you were elated to not have to give. Not that there's anything forcing you to respond to the message, but as we've seen, things only get worse when you keep to your own devices. You're just THAT lucky.
Given that your untimely demise is now imminent, you suppose it wouldn't hurt to have someone to share your final moments with, would it?
Even if it has to be THIS windbag.