Arcjec: Answer Ellsee.

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EO: ArcjΣc¿¿ ArΣ you thΣrΣ by ANY chancΣ¿¿

-- animatedHumorist [AH] is really running out of ideas for these. Just don't. You know why you shouldn't at this point, right? --

EO: Σugh.
EO: SΣriously, whΣn arΣ you going to turn thΣsΣ annoying littlΣ notifications off¿¿
EO: ThΣy makΣ it so much hardΣr to mΣssagΣ you about important stuff.
EO: LikΣ I'vΣ bΣΣn trying to do for thΣ wholΣ night¡¡
EO: Don't worry about thΣ spΣcifics, but...
EO: Aaah, nΣvΣrmind¡¡ You'll rΣalizΣ why I'm supΣr fucking worriΣd and also "in thΣ know" at somΣ point.
EO: RΣally wish I was told about all that dirΣctly¡¡
EO: Would havΣ bΣΣn rΣaaaal nicΣ to havΣ gottΣn that info through convΣntional mΣans. =:/
EO: I'm honΣstly kind of tirΣd of huffing and puffing about it, though. So I'm going to gΣt ovΣr mysΣlf now.
EO: Alright.
EO: WhΣnΣvΣr you gΣt thΣ chancΣ, thΣrΣ arΣ quitΣ a fΣw things wΣ nΣΣd to talk about¿¿
EO: MaybΣ likΣ. Just go ahΣad and takΣ a sΣcond to mΣntally prΣparΣ for that aftΣr you rΣad this.
EO: Hahahaha.
EO: I know I'm going to nΣΣd to...

-- existereOracle [EO] stopped trolling animatedHumorist [AH] --

-- animatedHumorist [AH] began trolling existereOracle [EO] --

AH: XDXD We both know there's no mentally preparing for moments like these. XDXD
AH: XDXD I almost find it insulting that you'd insinuate I would respond WITH a second thought, rather than just barrell through this conversation with the objective of getting it done as fast as possible. XDXD
AH: XDXD Let's give this phenomenon a name! I'm thinking "The Contradiction Junction Paradox". XDXD
AH: XDXD It will henceforth apply to each and every conversation we may or may not have. XDXD
AH: XDXD What say you? XDXD
EO: I'm so happy to hΣar from you¡¡
AH: XDXD You should stop that. XDXD
EO: Fuck you, no¡¡¡¡ =>:o
EO: I'vΣ bΣΣn avoidΣd, lΣft in thΣ dust and shovΣd around by fishy bastards and stupid FATΣS all night long.
EO: So I'm allowing mysΣlf onΣ solitary momΣnt to Σnjoy thΣ littlΣ things.
EO: LΣt mΣ havΣ this, ArcjΣc.
AH: XDXD Hey, it's your prerogative and unceremonial carcass shoveling. XDXD
AH: XDXD Sorry that I never got the chance to say anything about Murrit giving you the double room annexing, though. XDXD
AH: XDXD Which is to say he didn't give you an annexing at all. XDXD
AH: XDXD I really don't have the slightest clue what he thought that would accomplish? It's just an almighty amount of stupid for someone who prides themself on being an impenetrable loaf of wily contradictions. XDXD
AH: XDXD Don't let him know I called him an "impenetrable loaf", by the way. I do NOT want any more of his data ransacking viruses on my computer. XDXD
EO: YΣah, you do nΣΣd to takΣ carΣ of that.
EO: I could barΣly navigatΣ through thΣ mΣss¡¡
EO: Uh.
EO: YyyyyyyΣs...¿¿
AH: XDXD I'm going to need some elaboration here. XDXD
EO: WΣll... RΣmΣmbΣr how I said thΣrΣ wΣrΣ somΣ things wΣ nΣΣdΣd to discuss¿¿
EO: I, uh.
EO: FΣΣl that's onΣ of thΣm.
EO: You sΣΣ, I was out on somΣ important businΣss and I just so happΣnΣd to sΣΣ a big mΣtΣor hΣading right toward your hivΣ¡¡
EO: I didn't know anything about ThΣ GamΣ at thΣ timΣ and thΣ placΣ was complΣtΣly trashΣd whΣn I got thΣrΣ, so I wΣnt in and invΣstigatΣd¡¡
AH: XDXD Ellsee. Were you the one who plinked my fucking window, causing me to fall two stories down and into the mud. XDXD
EO: Who, mΣ¿¿¿¿¿¿
EO: No...
AH: XDXD You are, by far, the WORST liar on this planet, which is really saying something because Repiton is absolutely crawling with those. XDXD
AH: XDXD Goddammit. XDXD
EO: I'm sorry. =:'(
AH: XDXD Well, there we have it. Another mystery solved, and yet another unknown crisis still waiting just around the corner, as I valiantly stumble through this unfathomable mess of a night. XDXD
AH: XDXD What OTHER events have you been around for without my knowledge? XDXD
EO: WΣll, y'know¡¡
EO: LifΣ is just full of mystΣriΣs¡¡¡¡ SomΣ of which you'll hopΣfully work out onΣ day, and somΣ of which you won't.
EO: But thΣ mystΣry wΣ should bΣ focusing on right now is thΣ onΣ rΣlatΣd to thΣ spooky situation wΣ find oursΣlvΣs in.
EO: WhΣrΣ arΣ you, Σxactly¿¿
AH: XDXD Wow, I think I know how you got so good at dancing in the first place, with all this twirling around the subject that you're doing. XDXD
AH: XDXD I'm not dropping this, just putting it on hold. Especially since you're to blame for a crumpled spine and quite a few other actions I'm ashamed to admit happened. XDXD
AH: XDXD But, alas. Time is of the essence or whatever, so I'll join your little routine. XDXD
AH: XDXD I don't fucking know. XDXD
AH: XDXD The reason I never contacted you myself is that the game and Taz both simultaneously got the drop on me. XDXD
EO: Oh, PLΣASΣ don't makΣ mΣ think about hΣr on top of ΣvΣrything ΣlsΣ, I'm bΣgging you.
AH: XDXD If I had to suffer through it, then so do you! XDXD
AH: XDXD Anyway, we went through the motions according to Murrit's lowdown of the rules and what we gleaned from a tutorial in the game's UI. Which I still don't know how I got in the first place? XDXD
AH: XDXD But that whole process is what led to the destruction of my humble abode and took me into The Game proper. XDXD
AH: XDXD Since then, I've been informed by Zehanpuryu (who is my "Denizen of Breath") that this is a planet crafted by my underlying will or some magical bullshit like that. XDXD
EO: ZΣhanwho¿¿ DΣnizΣn of what¿¿¿¿
EO: You havΣ a PLANΣT¿¿¿¿¿¿
AH: XDXD Yeah, he's a big draconian looking bastard made of wind that I released from a box. Can make whole worlds appear out of literal thin air. XDXD
AH: XDXD I bet he'd make that joke, too. XDXD
EO: I.... What¿¿
EO: I can't ΣvΣn parsΣ this.
AH: XDXD Oh, don't worry. You don't need to parse a damn thing because this is a game, Ellsee. XDXD
AH: XDXD And what game isn't filled with a load of pointless crap for you to fondle your knob skinners over, until you reach a point where it deems you smart enough to move forward. XDXD
EO: A good onΣ¡¡
AH: XDXD Well, this isn't a very good game so far. XDXD
AH: XDXD Sorry to break it to you. XDXD
EO: I think ΣvΣn thΣ most ΣnjoyablΣ gaming ΣxpΣriΣncΣs might bΣ kind of ruinΣd with forcΣd participation via dΣath thrΣats.
EO: Which rΣminds mΣ...
EO: I saw somΣ wΣird symbols scattΣrΣd around in thΣ mΣmo.
EO: WΣrΣ thosΣ actually a part of your... gamΣ ΣntΣring whatΣvΣrs¿¿
EO: ThΣy look kind of familiar.
AH: XDXD May I be candid with you? XDXD
AH: XDXD Those things have been a part of my LIFE since I was young. XDXD
AH: XDXD Can't say I was surprised to see them. I've got my own little theory as to what's going on. XDXD
AH: XDXD I kinda had to tell Taz too, since I had no other place those personal entry codes could have come from. XDXD
EO: ThΣn it rΣally doΣs linΣ up with what's in hΣrΣ...
AH: XDXD What's lining up? XDXD
EO: I don't think you'll rΣmΣmbΣr it.
EO: ThΣrΣ's this book that I consult from timΣ to timΣ. It's bΣΣn with mΣ for as long as I'vΣ bΣΣn alivΣ.
EO: I won't gΣt into thΣ spΣcifics of what it's about or who wrotΣ it, it's probably not important right now.
EO: What mattΣrs is that thΣrΣ arΣ a LOT of circumstantial piΣcΣs that I nΣvΣr managΣd to put togΣthΣr growing up.
EO: ThΣrΣ's so many pagΣs missing, torn out...
EO: It didn't occur to mΣ that it was mΣant to offΣr anything bΣyond a fΣw ΣnchantmΣnts for my staff and gΣnΣralizΣd wisdom.
EO: But thΣrΣ's WAY too many coincidΣncΣs for it not to mΣan somΣthing.
AH: XDXD Are you saying you can solve these stupid riddles being dangled over our heads? XDXD
EO: I'm saying that I think this gamΣ might bΣ biggΣr than any of us arΣ thinking.
EO: I was planning on tΣlling ΣvΣrybody what I found in a nΣw mΣmo.
EO: And I'm going to bΣ thΣ biggΣr pΣrson about it too¡¡ No bΣing a staunch bitch.
EO: I'll ΣvΣn lΣt HIM in and ΣvΣrything.
EO: You'rΣ wΣlcomΣ to bΣ thΣrΣ too, but I think this is morΣ for thΣ bΣnΣfit of thosΣ who havΣn't gottΣn into ThΣ GamΣ yΣt.
EO: Don't quΣstion it, plΣasΣ¡¡ I promisΣ I will Σxplain in thΣ mΣmo soon.
AH: XDXD You really do raise a lot more questions than you answer them. XDXD
EO: And you'rΣ just going to havΣ to trust mΣ, I think. =:p
AH: XDXD After you've been STALKING me for who knows how long? XDXD
EO: It's not likΣ that¡¡
EO: I just wantΣd to mΣΣt you and I had no idΣa how to go about it, for a lot of rΣasons.
EO: Nothing wΣird or crΣΣpy was intΣndΣd¡¡
AH: XDXD You mean besides it absolutely being weird and creepy no matter how you look at it? XDXD
EO: Oh my god, shut up.
AH: XDXD I'm not actually mad. XDXD
AH: XDXD I mean, if I had to choose from the slim pickings of the few people I still force myself to respond to, I wouldn't mind meeting up with you under the right conditions. XDXD
AH: XDXD Which is basically the exact opposite of what happened tonight. XDXD
AH: XDXD When we get the chance to talk again in a non-stressful environment, we could try to work something out. XDXD
AH: XDXD But I kind of need to get back to the wonderful world of whatever the fuck I'm supposed to be playing. XDXD
AH: XDXD There is a technicolor snake that's been staring at my back for this entire conversation, and he's just DYING to make friends with me. XDXD
AH: XDXD So I'm going to go ahead and give him his shot. Probably. XDXD
AH: XDXD I'll try to keep in touch. XDXD
AH: XDXD Also, I'm serious about you not worrying over me. XDXD
AH: XDXD You're just going to get hurt that way. XDXD

-- animatedHumorist [AH] stopped trolling existereOracle [EO] --

EO: =:(