Taz: Pet the rock.
CAN'T YOU SEE HE'S SLEEPING???
You can't just do something like that to the brains behind your tag team duo! You refuse. He deserves his rest.
You may not have a problem with disturbing people in most situations, if circumstance calls for it, but THE ROCK is special. He's been with you for a long time, and you will always treat him with utmost respect.