You really shouldn't touch that thing. You know what will happen if you do. Nothing good ever comes out of it. Touching it would be a flagrant disregard of everything you stand for.
"You haven't done it since you were younger, you swear!" is what you keep telling yourself. "You don't enjoy playing it in your spare time, despite having full knowledge of the consequences that build up the more you mess with it!"
You're not lying, honest!!!