It’s just a really dumb looking squeezy box! There isn’t anything more to it! You don’t like the sound, or the way it squishes, or pressing the keys. Nope, none of that. You wouldn’t call it fun that’s for sure. You never have fun, it isn’t allowed in your personal agenda. You are a hard worker with strong core values that you would never let go.
You definitely aren’t good at playing it either, not at all in fact! You are stupid bad it’s ridiculous.