Arcjec: Look at posters.
You used to think that these two were some of the biggest badasses who have ever not lived. BATMAN and DEADPOOL were your two favorites back when you were younger.
You haven't read any sort of issue from either one of their series in a VERY LONG TIME. Around two sweeps ago, to be more specific. You always used to fantasize about how great it would be to have powers or a special array of technology as great as theirs. It really wasn't a well-planned aspiration. It could never happen, because this is real life. And that's not how things work in the real world, which harbors real life.
Though while you gaze at their tightly-suited splendor, you begin to once again wonder what things would be like if you somehow acquired the power to always miraculously live if you were brutally murdered. Or even fly! But that's all in the past now.
Why you still keep these up you have no clue.